From the "Better Off Dead" Department
UPDATE: CEO Took Them On Ten At a Time
Only the New York City press can do 'em like this. On TV this morning, the NY1 news reader held the Daily News up for all to see. Apparently this rich guy spent nearly a quarter of a mil in one night at one of the city's better adult entertainment spots. Despite witnesses who said he was there, his wife believes that "somebody stole his credit card and went to town with it." Well, at least half of that statement is correct.
We at Agitprop do not engage in such frippery as lap dances. We are shocked ... shocked to our foundation. But we have it on good authority that Scores West Side kicks the East Side club's ass.