Hasty Prosecutor Forgot to Cut Off Head, Stuff Mouth With Garlic
Although we'd hoped otherwise, the Dear [Former Majority] Leader is still swinging the hammer. The NYT reports that Repubs treat him as indispensable, as if nothing has changed. Fox News, of course, continues their "Poor Tommy" reporting.
Have these people no shame? The guy gerrymandered voting districts with laundered money. A European or Japanese politician would have resigned. The prosecutor needs to follow the instructions.
tags: tom delay politics
"Hasty Prosecutor Forgot to Cut Off Head, Stuff Mouth With Garlic"
....and burn the body.
Posted by: Kathy | October 12, 2005 at 08:57 AM
I think that's for Slavic vampires, not Romanian, but I'm not picky at this point ...
Posted by: Blogenfreude | October 12, 2005 at 09:04 AM
Silver bullets. That'll do the trick.
Posted by: Agi T. Prop | October 12, 2005 at 09:44 AM
Silver bullets is a werewolf, isn't it?
Maybe impale him with a silver golf club ...
Posted by: Blogenfreude | October 12, 2005 at 09:58 AM
Oops, got my movie monsters mixed up.
Posted by: Agi T. Prop | October 12, 2005 at 10:05 AM
Agi - if only the last 5 years were a movie ...
Posted by: Blogenfreude | October 12, 2005 at 10:43 AM
Make him sit in the sunlight, he'll turn into a pile of dust. Easy!
Posted by: HelenWheels | October 12, 2005 at 01:29 PM
Get him with the way he made it big. Two words: Roach spray!
Posted by: Pepper | October 13, 2005 at 10:06 AM
I think vampires just laugh at roach spray. As for sitting in the sunlight, I remember seeing Bela Lugosi (or was it Marilyn Manson?) reconstitute himself even after turning to dust. I believe the preferred method is mixing the dust in a soup or stew and feeding it to your family.
But I'm no expert ...
Posted by: Blogenfreude | October 13, 2005 at 10:11 AM