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October 09, 2005

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STOCKS RALLY AS BLACK BABIES ABORTED

FRIST INVESTS WINDFALL IN ABORTION CLINICS

PGA ADDS FIFTH MAJOR: BLACK ABORTION OPEN

NAZI PARTY SPOKESMAN: "IT'S LIKE A DREAM!"

KKK SADDENED: NO ONE LEFT TO LYNCH

PRESIDENT BUSH: "GREATEST DISASTER EVER TO HIT AMERICA"

OPRAH GIVES OLDSMOBILES TO EVERY BLACK BABY LEFT IN THE UNITED STATES

STOCKS SOAR AS BENNETT DECLARES CANDIDACY FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION IN '08

Cornwallis: Battles at Lexington and Concord signal rebellion's last throes.

HIGH-RANKING MEMBER OF COLONIAL INSURGENCY CAPTURED

KING GEORGE TO YANKEE TERRORISTS: BRING 'EM ON

HOMICIDE SOLDIER KILLS TWO IN LEXINGTON BATTLE

GEORGE WASHINGTON THREATENS MORE ATTACKS AGAINST MOTHER COUNTRY

KING GEORGE ADDS FRANCE TO AXIS OF INCIVILITY

PEARL HARBOR DISASTER: FDR Approval Ratings Plunge; Will GOP Call For Impeachment?

(CRAWL) WATERGATE: Haldeman To Temporarily Step Down Following Indictment, Will Continue To Advise WH During Trial; Ehrlichman: "Investigation Reeks Of Partisan Politics"; Dean's Credibility Under Attack By Convicted Burglars for the Truth.

UNION ARMY OF AGGRESSION IN LAST THROES

FALL OF ATLANTA: "BLACK REPUBLICANS" IN THEIR LAST THROES, MCCLELLAN TO WIN IN A LANDSLIDE

# 2 ABOLITIONIST LEADER JOHN BROWN CAPTURED, US ARMY COL. ROBERT E LEE DECLARES "INSURGENCY IN LAST THROES"

SALEM: WITCH APOLOGISTS PROTEST TRIALS.

JUST IN FROM FRANCE: ENGLISH OFFENSIVE KILLS 10,000 FOREIGN FIGHTERS NEAR AGINCOURT- ENGLISH CASUALTIES ONLY 5 & 20, KING HENRY V DECLARES FRENCH INSURGENCY IN LAST THROES

EUROPE: FUHRER LIBERATES FRANCE FROM FRENCH DICTATOR.

POLAND: BLAME GERMANY FIRST CROWD HURTING TROOP MORALE.

NUREMBERG: LIBERALS BEGIN PARTISAN ATTACK ON THE MILITARY.

PEARL HARBOUR: ADMIRAL SAYS RADAR WARNINGS GAVE NO INDICATION RHAT JAPAN DETERMINED TO ATTACK INSIDE THE HARBOUR.

MEI LEI: BLAME AMERICA FIRST CROWD ANGERED BY ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE INCIDENT. 2 VIETNAMESE SLIGHTLY INJURED.

INDIA: LEFT-WING RADICAL INSURGENT 'GHANDI' PROVOKES MORE VIOLENT PROTESTS.

CHINA: TIANANMEN SQUARE TRAFFIC ACCIDENT LEAVES STUDENT INJURED.

IRAQ: KURDS AIDING THE ENEMY WITH "GAS ATTACK" PROPAGANDA.

BUSH NAMES KANSAS THE EDUCATION STATE, WHERE EXPERTS THERE HAVE RULED INTELLIGENT DESIGN MORE INTELLIGENT THAN DARWIN

CHURCHILL'S #2 DEPUTY CAPTURED IN AMSTERDAM ATTIC

14.5 MILLION STARVED NOT BY STALIN BUT BY SIBERIAN AND CENTRAL ASIAN REPUBLIC OFFICIALS.

POOR, INDIGENT DETERMINED TO STAY PUT, MOCK CLASS IV HURRICANE

"FREEDOM CAMPS" TO BE OPENED BY GERMANS; "WINTER FUN CAMPS" TO BE OPENED BY SOVIETS

Klink, that last one might be the winner. I spilled my coffee. We are unworthy ...
Mjr. Hochsteter (somewhere in Argentina)

"SWAMP FOX" FRANCIS MARION NEARLY CAPTURED AT CHARLESTON

British Commander of the miserably failed, colonialist, catastrophic invasion of Mesopotamia has died.
Conservative America says, "I told you so."

MAN OF PEACE? MLK HAS SELF SHOT IN ORDER TO START RIOTS, DRUDGE REPORTS

Crawl : Khmer Rouge - Utopian society created in Cambodia, dedicate latest National Monument, 'Fields of Dreams'.

Rich give back tax cuts, say they don't need them because, 'The poor and middle class supply the cannon fodder, the least we can do is pay for the war'.

NEWLY-ELECTED IRANIAN PRESIDENT WAS TWENTIETH HIJACKER - BUSH MASSES TROOPS AT IRAN-IRAQ BORDER.

Dr. Dobson and Pat Robertson discover new meaning to bible passages, 'Jesus ony brought the dead back to life and curred leppers that owed poeple lots of money...'

DNC CHAIRMAN HOWARD DEAN WAS TWENTIETH HIJACKER - BUSH MASSES TROOPS AT IRAN-IRAQ BORDER.

FORMER FEMA DIRECTOR MICHAEL BROWN WAS TWENTIETH HIJACKER - BUSH APPOINTS BROWN HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY AND MASSES TROOPS AT IRAN-IRAQ BORDER.

OK - I lost it - now I'm just making stuff up ...

Mighty Army of his Highness Xerxes I to Brush Aside Token Insurgent Forces at Thermopylae and Liberate Greece

Fuhrer's Army has Pinned Down Insurgent Forces in Medium Sized Urban Area on Volga: Poised to Crush Last Vestiges of Soviet Resistance and Liberate Russia.

Custer Poised to Round-up Insurgents and Liberate Dakotas

MISSING BUSH SERVICE RECORDS FOUND IN CACHE OF PAPERS PULLED FROM SPIDER HOLE WITH SADDAM.

Crown Prince's Forces Are Sweeping the French from the Field Near Verdun - End of War Days Away!

NORTH DAKOTA, NEW YORK, TO GET EQUAL SHARES OF HOMELAND SECURITY MONEY TO PREPARE FOR TERRORIST ATTACKS: Sadly not a joke...

Closing in at Hastings: King Harold Prepares to Drive Foreign Fighters Back to France.

Insurgents Wound Beloved General Heydrich: Full Recovery Expected.

FRENCH SMUG AS HENRY V PREPARES TO PACK IT IN AT AGINCOURT

Sherman's Army Trapped in Confederate States: Without Supplies Whole Army will be Destroyed Predicts Source in President Davis' Office

INDIAN INSURGENTS WILL NOT PREVAIL, ACCORDING TO GENERAL GEORGE A. CUSTER. THE GENERAL STANDS ON HIS LAST KNOWN STATEMENTS THAT AMERICA WILL WIN THE WAR AGAINST TERRORISM, AND THAT DEMOCRACY WILL SPREAD LIKE A SUNRISE.

Fuhrer, Speaking from Undisclosed Location, Insists Foreign Fighters Will be Driven from Berlin.

BIRMINGHAM UNDER SIEGE BY UPPITY NEGROES AND COMMUNIST AGITATORS; SHERIFF BULL CONNOR RESTORES ORDER.

SEPT 1, 1939: POLISH CAVALRY RUSHES TO GREET LIBERATORS, GERMANY DECLARES "FREEDOM PARADE"

COMMUNITY HIT BY SMALLPOX HELPS INDIAN VILLAGE WITH BLANKET DONATION

CONFEDERACY VOWS TO COMBAT NORTHERN AGGRESSION

PRESIDENT KENNEDY TAKES OWN LIFE DURING DALLAS MOTORCADE

Crawl: British generously provide blankets to displaced native evacuees.

Crawl: tea festival celebrated in boston.

FDR TO POLIOVIRII: BRING 'EM ON

Stay tuned for Hannity's expose: MLK "assasination" Fact or Fiction?

FUHRER TO SS: 'NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND'

TRUMAN TO HIROSHIMA, NAGASAKI: 'IT'S ONLY GENOCIDE WHEN HITLER DOES IT'

SCIENTIST DECLARES PRESIDENT REAGAN A GENIUS-DISCOVERY THAT JELLYBEANS ARE BRAIN FOOD CITED

BUSH DECLARES: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Oh crap, sorry, I got confused.

CUSTER BUILDS SCHOOL AT LITTLE BIG HORN

The One Called Pizarro, Leader of the Visitors from Across the Sea, Has Arrived in the Capital to Pay Homage to the Sun God. Film at 10:00.

Army Decides to Leave Tanks In Kursk: Fuhrer Declares Walk to Moscow Will Provide Much Needed Exercise.

AFRICANS OFFERED FRESH START IN NEW WORLD

NERO'S MOTHER SAYS ROMANS BETTER OFF SINCE FIRE

FUHRER CREATES JEWISH FREE ENTERPRIZE ZONE IN WARSAW

Small Number of Unpatriotic Liberals Express Concern Over Elevation of Incitatus to Consul. None Willing to Speak on Record.

NERO: NO ONE ANTICIPATED I WOULD BURN ROME

No-Bid Contract Awarded to Halliburton AG to Build and Manage Retraining Camps in Poland

NEANDERTAL LEADERS WARN THAT CARING-FOR-SICK FAD WILL DRAIN CLAN RESOURCES

FORT PILLOW MASSACRE: CONFEDERATES FORCED TO FIRE ON TREACHEROUS SURRENDERING NEGROS AFTER MUCH RESTRAINT AND MANY CASUALTIES.

EIGHT ENLISTED MEN FOUND GUILTY OF EXECUTING CAPTURED NEGRO SOLDIERS AT FORT PILLOW- COMMANDING GENERAL NATHAN BEDFORD FORREST CLEARED OF RESPONSIBLITY. JEFFF DAVIS CALLS CLAIMS THAT CONFEDERATE RACIAL POLICY ENCOURAGED MISTREATMENT "ABSURD."

KKK FORMED: WILL PROTECT SOUTH FROM CORRUPT BLACK RULE.

G. GORDON LIDDY STANDS FIRM: HE HAS NEVER MET ARTHUR BREMER.

Halliburton contracted to rebuild Rome;
Representitive "This time it will be done in a day"

TRIBE DOCTORS AGREE. KURU IS NOT DUE TO CANNABALISM: NO NEED TO STOP TRADITIONAL MEALS.

SILICIAN EXPEDITION: 40,000 Athenians lost but Syracuse in its last throes.

PRESIDENT BUSH MASTURBATES; WORLD PEACE SOON TO FOLLOW

SLAVES REFUSE TO FLEE FIRE IN ROME; NERO ENJOYS NEW LYRE

BATTLE OF ADRIANOPLE: EMPEROR VALENS ALONG WITH 40,000 TROOPS KILLED, BUT ROMANS MAKING PROGRESS AGAINST GOTHS.

KAIZER WILHELM II DECLARES THAT AFTER TOKEN RESISTANCE, THE FRENCH PEOPLE WILL WELCOME GERMAN TROOPS WITH PARADES. WAR WILL ONLY LAST ONE OR TWO MONTHS.

EMPEROR VALERIAN NOT CAPTURED BY KING SHAPUR, BUT ONLY VISITING.

YOUNG CANDIDATE FOR ALABAMA GOVERNOR DECLARES "SEGREGATION NOW, SEGREGATION TOMORROW, SEGREGATION FOREVER!". SEE THIS PROMISING POLITICIAN ONE ON ONE IN THE NO SPIN ZONE TONIGHT.

Jewish charges of persecution by German government partisan ploy.

NEANDERTHAL SPOKESMAN: CRO-MAGNONS ARE 'DEAD-ENDERS'

ACTIVIST JUDGES ORDER DESEGREGATION OF SCHOOLS; LITTLE ROCK HS VOWS TO STAND STRONG

PONTIUS PILATE: CRUCIFIXION OF CULT LEADER SPELLS ENDING FOR JESUS'S FOLLOWERS

FUHRER: FINAL SOLUTION ON SCHEDULE; EICHMANN DOING "A HECKUVA JOB"

GOEBBELS: JEWS RIOT IN GERMAN KRISTALLNACHT; BURN OWN SYNAGOGUES, BUSINESSES

FOX "MILITARY ANALYST" CALLS FOR DEATH OF FEDERAL JUDGE

But wait sports fans - this one is TRUE! Hit the link and feel the love.

CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH: WHY SOCRATES MUST DIE, TONIGHT ON "THE O'REILLICLES FACTOR"

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