From the "Better Off Dead" Department
Back in October, we reported on an executive who dropped 241 Gs at an East Side Strip club in one night. Our latest example didn't, er, rack up quite those numbers, but he managed to spend quite a bit getting spanked by a pro. Charity executive Abraham Alexander "used $210,000 meant to cure heart disease to get his own pulse pounding — repeatedly flying a dominatrix halfway across the country to spank him [and] racked up charges on an employer credit card for a slew of personal items, including steamy S&M meet-and-beat sessions with Lady Sage, a world-renowned whip mistress based in Columbus, Ohio ...." [emphasis supplied]
Why didn't he just go to Scores, like Mr. 241G? There's one on the East Side and one on the West. I'm sure they would have spanked him. And the dumbass used his work credit card!