Bring Me The Head Of George Soros!
O'Reilly on a Tear ...
Calls for Third Head on a Pike in Two Days!
Now it's George Soros that must die! And what of those on O'Reilly's list? No death threats against them, but give Bill a few more days.
And you, good readers, keep forwarding those smear-site links!
tags: bill o'reilly fox news o'reilly enemies list war on christmas



And still no word on the fate of poor, poor Vonsik.
Posted by: robotbuddha | January 04, 2006 at 02:26 PM
Poor Vonsik, indeed! Bill sicced his anti-secular patriotic goons on him, is my bet. At least Soros has the money to protect himself from Bill's wrath. What of poor Vonsik, though? I am worried sick.
Bill's gone wild. He ought to have a full video like the naked college girls ones. He's just as crazy, even w/out having to be boozed and drugged up first. The girls may show all, but Bill SPEWS all.... and does nasty, lecherous phone calls for an encore.
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 04, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Just wanted to make sure you saw the Letterman-O'Falafel video. I loved it when O'Falafel drank the coffee Letterman had swizzled, twice, with his pencil. Juvenile humor, but oh so satistfying.
Posted by: Doug Hoffman | January 04, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Even Atrios has joined in at bashing O'Reilly.
Posted by: Night Bird | January 04, 2006 at 05:07 PM
grrr....I forgot the link
Posted by: Night Bird | January 04, 2006 at 05:08 PM
I see how it is...now I have to become a billionaire to get on O'Reilly's "death list."
Well, so be it. I'm off to K Street to make my fortune!
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | January 04, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Thats hysterical, "Bill Gone Wild"!!!Do it, Blogenfreude!! I'll click you twenty times and send it to my grandma if you do it. :)With funnels and the naked Bill olympics! Well...ok, maybe the thonged Bill Olympics.Ugh.
OK. The clothed Bill Olympics.
But have him mud wrestle Arianna Huffington.
Posted by: lily | January 04, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Billyboy honestly looked like he was going to cry when Letterman was through with him.
I suppose that somewhere in me there is just the tiniest thread of empathy for O'Reilly. He is obviously disturbed, potentially sociopathic, and living in a world of paranoid delusion that is shrinking and shrinking. It's almost enough to make you feel bad for the guy.
Almost.
But not quite.
Posted by: Thesaurus Rex | January 04, 2006 at 06:40 PM
Probably the reason no one has told O'liely to eat shit and die is the fact that he thrives on it. M
Posted by: mandt | January 04, 2006 at 09:12 PM
Admit it Blogenfreude. George Soros paid you to write this post. Right?
Posted by: comandante agi | January 04, 2006 at 09:41 PM
Lord, but that man's cheese has definitely slipped off its cracker! He is sooooo last year - I suggest he and Paris Hilton take up permanent residence somewhere in France - it won't be long now before that's the only country that would grant either idiot a visa!
Posted by: The Fat Lady Sings | January 04, 2006 at 10:03 PM
I suggest he and Paris Hilton take up permanent residence somewhere in France
Oh, I so did not need that mental image. The skank and the crank.
Besides, I kind of like the French (Judas!!!), and it wouldn't be fair to inflict those two national embarrassments on them. They've got enough problems as it is.
Posted by: D. | January 05, 2006 at 01:02 AM
I like the "Girls Gone Wild" idea.
Have Billy Boy on a New Orleans balcony dressed in full Mardi Gras drag regalia (oh, let's throw in a loofah tiara). Then film passers-by shouting up to him: "Show us your [bull]shit!!"
And off he foams on his nonsense spin of the day.
But, instead of him throwing down beads, revelers will fling things at O'Reilly. Possible projectiles might include ninja throwing stars, "Passion of the Christ" nail bling, paper airplanes made from pages of "The New Yorker," and fresh falafel stuffed into condoms -- well, it is sorta like boudin.
Posted by: cruelanimal | January 05, 2006 at 11:49 AM
I gotta do it, the "Bill's Gone Wild" thing. I'll work on it. I'm inspired. Dammit, I'm VERY inspired...
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 05, 2006 at 05:55 PM