A FOX In The White House?
Tony Snow Offered The McClellatron 3000's Job
As the McClellatron 3000 (Pat. Pend.) fades into the sunset, rumor has it that Tony Snow of Faux News has been offered the press secretary job.
At Agitprop, we fully support Snow for the position. From falsely claiming that Joe Wilson said his wife was not undercover to mucking up the theory of evolution to lying about Navy documents in defense of the Swiftboaters to his tax-the-poor beliefs to his lap dog stance towards the "administration" to his legendary tolerance - well, this makes him the perfect candidate! Who better to lie to us than the familiar, pleasing visage of a Fox News Bu$hCo stenographer? And don't forget this tasty tidbit on our right to vote: Frankly, I don’t want ignoramuses showing up en masse to vote on propositions that could raise my taxes, restrict my freedom, or make life more miserable for my family.
There, the perfect fit!
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A few, only a few, things Bushco is doing now are quite amusing. Starting with Bush's saying he's spying on US and will continue to do so, they have dropped all pretense. They're more transparent every day.
Yeah, Faux News is a house organ and we have no problem bringing Tony Snow over here. Hell, he's been our de facto press secretary and now he gets tax dollars for his efforts.
Posted by: spiiderweb | April 19, 2006 at 08:09 AM
Bueno!
Posted by: Comandante Agi | April 19, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Bret Hume woould have been a better choice.
Posted by: Fred | April 19, 2006 at 10:03 AM
There will be two major qualifications for the job: 1. You must lie repeatedly and convincingly and 2. You must be able to say "I cannot comment on an on-going whatamacallit." Then, you, too, can be the Press Secretary. Go for it, Tony, you can do it!
Posted by: larkohio | April 19, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Bushco must be mad about the leak. I can't get the link to work, nor can I go to the political wire website. Tony does sound like a perfect fit.
Posted by: Kathy | April 19, 2006 at 10:38 AM
Linked back to you here. I think you did an excellent job of outlining Tony's qualifications.
Posted by: Kathy | April 19, 2006 at 10:45 AM
I think you did an excellent job of outlining Tony's qualifications.
Thank you - we always aim for the face.
Posted by: blogenfreude | April 19, 2006 at 10:57 AM
All one needs in order to qualify for doughyboy's spot is the ability to repeat the phrase "I can't comment on that as it is an ongoing investigation" ad nauseum.
Posted by: HelenWheels | April 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM
As the McClellatron 3000 (Pat. Pend.) fades into the sunset, rumor has it that Tony Snow of Faux News has been offered the press secretary job.
Oh come on. We can do better than Snow. Everybody's got to have a fantasy pick for McClellan's job. Personally, I'd go with Ed McMahon...
"Heeeeeerrrreeesssss's... Georgie!"
Posted by: Kvatch | April 19, 2006 at 01:06 PM
The link to the political wire story is working for me now. Signed on to a different server; maybe that made a difference. These new-fangled computer thingies really confuse me sometimes.
Posted by: Kathy | April 19, 2006 at 01:20 PM
I bet it's Dan Senor, the spokesman for the CVP in the early days of the Iraq Invasion.
Posted by: Thesaurus Rex | April 20, 2006 at 02:55 PM
IÒve had dreams with scenes like that in Ñem, but usually only when I was awake.
Posted by: TEEN | May 12, 2006 at 01:44 PM