Tony Snow Offered The McClellatron 3000's Job
At Agitprop, we fully support Snow for the position. From falsely claiming that Joe Wilson said his wife was not undercover to mucking up the theory of evolution to lying about Navy documents in defense of the Swiftboaters to his tax-the-poor beliefs to his lap dog stance towards the "administration" to his legendary tolerance - well, this makes him the perfect candidate! Who better to lie to us than the familiar, pleasing visage of a Fox News Bu$hCo stenographer? And don't forget this tasty tidbit on our right to vote: Frankly, I don’t want ignoramuses showing up en masse to vote on propositions that could raise my taxes, restrict my freedom, or make life more miserable for my family.
There, the perfect fit!