At Agitprop, we have yet to jump into the Porter Goss fray. Now that he's headed back to sunny Florida and the Isle of Sanibel, however, we feel it's time to sort the wheat from the chaff - sort of like intelligence work.
Poor Porter - some say he resigned over a turf battle with John "Jacuzzi" Negroponte, the Supreme Director of All Intelligence. Some say he's involved in Fornigate along with his number three, a spy named (no really) K. Dusty Foggo. Two camps have sprung up around the Fornigate - one says the hookers were women, one says they were men (the last not a good thing if you're a rabid conservative). Others say Goss has wrecked the CIA with his heavy-handed partisanship.
At Agitprop, we're rooting for the hookers - a blow job seems to be the only thing that reliably takes administrations down. But we ask you, dear readers ... why do you think Porter got thrown under the bus?