By now, you all know that Little Ricky said last night on Fox News that they'd finally found those elusive WMDs, the existence of which was put forward by the administration as the first of many reasons we invaded Iraq. Of course, Santorum was lying - the WMDs they've found (over a 3 year period) were not only degraded, they were not the WMDs we went to war to get rid of - this according to the Pentagon. But you guessed it - the paste-eaters are latching on to this story as proof of the Dear Leader's righteousness.
Once again, Agitprop feels duty-bound to visit right-wing websites to report to you, the home viewer, on the wingnut fallout:
All Things Beautiful - this proves that there were WMDs all along and Bush is a master diplomat ... and don't you just hate the fucking French?
All Things Conservative - Democrats will say it's only 500 shells so the war is still illegal, but it's not, because we say so, and Bush should be talking a lot more about what a success the war is.
Austin Bay Blog - John Negroponte must hate America because he won't declassify the whole report. And Saddam had to go because, among other reasons, his regime was breeding terrorists, even though it never did.
Big Lizards - we have no idea what's going on, but we'll believe anybody who says what we want to hear, and so what if it's all pre-Gulf War stuff? If you find empty shells and chemical drums in the same ZIP code it counts!
Blogs of War - we never cared if they found WMDs or not but, now that they have, this proves everything we've ever said, including that Scott Ritter is a fat doodyhead.
Blue Crab Boulevard - so what if the WMDs might not work and might not be the ones we were looking for as long as we can use them to make fun of liberals, because liberals are real silly.
Bullwinkle Blog - since this comes from a declassified portion of one Pentagon report, there must be other still-classified reports that will show there are even more WMDs - but the left will never admit it.
Captain's Quarters - so what if it's old stuff ... Saddam would have used the shells for sure on our troops even though he didn't.
CNS News - the Duelfer Report, which said there were no WMD stockpiles, said there were WMD stockpiles.
Confederate Yankee - this story was only reported by Fox, and that shows that there's a plot by the liberal media to cover up the story because they're afraid Bush is right.
Expose the Left - lefty bloggers suck, and now that they're all upset because we found WMDs, it's finally O.K. to question their patriotism, which we've never done before, ever, honest.
Flopping Aces - if we link to lots of other wingnut blogs it'll make the WMDs real.
Freedom Watch - Bush was so scared of the Democrats and the MSM that he didn't tell us about the WMDs they found.
Hot Air - Bush didn't say anything about the WMDs so he wouldn't embarass countries he doesn't give a shit about embarassing.
Hugh Hewitt - The Washington Post didn't ask for information in the report that the Pentagon wouldn't have given it anyway, and that means the Post hates America. And so does The Boston Globe. And The New York Times.
Instapundit - this just might make war opponents look real stupid, but one day it'll make the CIA look even stupider, especially if we're all speaking Arabic.
JunkyardBlog - the Pentagon's statement was a Jedi mind trick, and even Fox News fell for it ... no fair!
Macsmind - if we translate enough documents, we'll find the pony. Pass the paste.
NRO Online (K-Lo) - Alan Colmes thinks everything's about politics!
Patterico's Pontifications - The Los Angeles Times hates America.
Prying1 - liberals can't criticize Bush unless they're willing to lick one of Saddam's old shells ... well, they can't criticize Bush at all, but I still want to see them lick the shells.
Right Wing News - the left tells the truth and that's why nobody trusts them on national defense.
Santorum Blog - what did you expect? I had to do something ... I'm getting my ass kicked! No, seriously, pay attention! Please, read my blog!
ShrinkWrapped - NPR hates America.
The Real Ugly American - I don't know what to think, but somehow this proves that Atrios and Keith Olbermann are real dumb.
The Sundries Shack - Mahablog is really fucking stupid, and we're real smart.
Wizbang - I have never doubted there were WMDs even though we don't yet know enough to know whether there were WMDs.