Thursday Wingnut Roundup

Well, somebody has to keep an eye on them:

All Things Beautiful - all those dead bodies in Lebanon?  Ha!  A Hezbollah PR Jedi mind trick, and the MSM just laps it up - keeps showing us the same bodies again and again ... I mean, like, don't you know what rigor mortis means?
All Things Conservative - Tom Friedman says that the MSM is coddling Hezbollah just like they did the PLO - who am I to argue?
American Thinker - it's obvious that Mel Gibson hates Jews because they bitched about The Passion of the Christ without even seeing it!  Stupid Jews - they run everything!
Atlas Shrugs - I finally got into Israel ... war makes me so fuckin' hawt!  Damn I wish I was a chick with a gun!
Blue Crab Boulevard - although my blog often relies on wire service reports, I'm willing to ignore them if it helps make the Israelis look less culpable in the Qana bombings.
Bullwinkle Blog - you think Republicans are responsible for political polarization?  Get real!  Everyone know George Soros is responsible for the red-state blue-state thing.  Moron.
Captain's Quarters - leaving the appearance of a power vacuum creates the same amount of danger as a real power vacuum because under these circumstances appearances probably do not lie and power vacuums invite all sorts of responses to the need to fill them so obviously Raul is out and Fidel is finished.  Yay us!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!
Confederate Yankee - the IDF is investigating Qana because of questions asked in this blog (and some other blogs) - aren't you impressed?  C'mon ... this post has thirteen whole comments!
Debbie Schlussel - the real Islamic threat isn't in the Middle East, it's in Ireland.  No, seriously ... hey, c'mon!  Islam is really scary!
Flopping Aces - do you think Castro is dead?  Wouldn't that be cool ... and an excuse to drink!
GOP Bloggers - Joe, you're too good for the Democrats, but you're too liberal to be a Republican, so you should form a third party.  (Shhh!  Do you think he's stupid enough to fall for it??!  Oh please oh please oh please ...).
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - let's see - we need to deflect attention from our Pavlovian hatred of the left, so ... so ... aha!  We'll post a video clip of Dan Rather talking about Bush Derangement Syndrome.  Psych!
Hugh Hewitt - if you look at Mel Gibson's tirade and compare it to Fidel, Hezbollah, and the killings at the Jewish Foundation in Seattle, well, so what if Mel hates the Jews?  Get off the guy's back!
Instapundit - look, it's me, Ann Althouse, guest posting at Instapundit!  Should you be impressed?  Maybe you should ... oooh look!  A big hairy animal!  Doesn't he look sad?
JunkyardBlog - hmmm, better hope Castro doesn't catch a cold ... ha hahahaha!  I made a Yuri Andropov joke!  I just totally fucking rule.
LGF - so what if the guy who shot up the Jewish Foundation was a convert to Christianity?  The AP should have called him a Muslim!  Look - if we're going to continue to call Islam the Religion of Peace™, we need the media's cooperation!
Macsmind - Hillary wants Rumsfeld to testify before the Armed Services Committee, but why should he?  It's not like he's in the cabinet or anything!  And there's a war on ... fucking Carl Levin.
Michelle Malkin - so what if Mel Gibson made a movie that makes Christians want to kill Jews?  Some Muslim in Seattle actually killed some!  What?  He was a convert to Christianity?  NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ... I can't HEEEAAARRR YOOOUUU!
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so let me take this opportunity to apologize for a spelling error that might piss off people in a red state.
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so let me take this opportunity to point out how dumb Paris Hilton is ... not that she doesn't deserve a tax cut or anything.
Patterico's Pontifications - I'd like you to believe I'm undecided about whether Qana was staged, but I'm not, so I'll pretend I'm undecided but link to a bunch of stuff that says the whole thing was a big fat fake (wink wink, nudge nudge).
Powerline - did you know the Senate voted for the border fence before they voted against it before they voted for it? ... wait ... what the fuck is going on with the fence?
Protein Wisdom - ever lift up a flaking scab and find that smooth, mother-of-pearl patch just beneath?  Hard not to think of rebirth and renewal when you see that shiny expanse of healing—which, incidentally, tastes just like chicken.
Real Clear Politics - when Lamont hammers Lieberman next week you should remember that it's the fault of the pollsters - it has nothing to do with angry voters who want a new senator.
Security Watchtower - lookee here!  The Iraqis are taking over in some northern province, and we're gonna' build computer labs and libraries and all kinds of cool stuff!  So what if Baghdad is FUBAR?  Ignore that man behind the curtain!
The Real Ugly American - it's disappointing that Mel went on a racist tirade, but wasn't Braveheart like, the best movie ever?

That's our report for this week!  For extra credit (hat tip: Sadly, No!), guess which one is a verbatim quote.
graphic: Comandante Agi.  cross-posted at Taylor Marsh's place.

Comments

[Comandante Agi]

Jonah had a decent op-ed piece in the LA Times today about ending farm subsidies. It's the first one I've read that didn't make me cringe since he started his thursday gig at the Times (after they gave Robert Scheer the boot)

[Blue Gal]

I'm guessing All Things Conservative is the actual quote, but it's not like I'm actually going to click on any of those links. I mean, ewww.

[fallenmonk]

I'll go with Blue Gal on the All Things Conservative but I'm with her on the clicking on one of them to find out. It's enough that you have the fortitude to give them a hit we will all take your word for it. How's that for trust or would that be disgust?

[The CultureGhost]

I'll donate $20 to Hezbollah if they land a rocket close enough to Spamela of Atlas Unhinged that she soils her undies.

And she provides video.

[tata]

CG- is that fair? For $20, you'd make Hezbollah stare at her long enough to aim?

[Kathy]

I'll guess The Real Ugly American. And I don't want to look either. Just how long do you have to stand in the shower and scrub afer you put together these posts?

[blogenfreude]

Jonah had a decent op-ed piece in the LA Times today about ending farm subsidies.

This demonstrates Jonah's substandard judgment - he's driving through the heartland even as we speak. By questioning farm subsidies, he's taking his life in his hands.

[OutOfContext]

I'm new around here but I learned a valuable lesson today; Never eat while reading the Wingnut Roundup. It's Goldstein and, I have to admit, it is the shortest and most beautiful autobiography I have ever read. Just not while I'm eating, man.
Now if I can only get that Sadly No picture of him as a native fertility dancer out of my head, I can eat dessert.

[raj]

I've never heard of Atlas Shrugs before, but if the picture on the left towards the top is any indication, the site has to be a joke or a satire.

[blogenfreude]

... the site has to be a joke or a satire.

Sadly, No! Pam is a Randroid who thinks it's her right to slaughter brown people for the glory of greater Israel. Sort of like Malkin but with fake breasts and no TV deal.

[HelenWheels]

I only clicked the verbatim link! I rule!! I wasn't surprised at ALL that "Protein Wisdom" was the scab puller/eater. The comments were brilliant too: "Do scabs taste like buggers?"

Priceless. I couldn't go to Atlas because some days Pam makes my hair stand on end, and I didn't feel like being repulsed.

Your hipboots must be really gooped up real good about now...

[actor212]

I finally got into Israel ... war makes me so fuckin' hawt! Damn I wish I was a chick with a gun!

What did she think her tits were for? They're sure useless for any sexual attraction!

[Nina Flannery]

Notice Rumsfeld's response to being mowed down by Senator Clinton's remarks: Pausing, nearly shaking his head, "My goodness"; that translates: "How rude and unladylike, how disrespectful".

[actor212]

Why does that picture of Coulter look like she just took a facial from a bull?