Weekend Wingnut Roundup

In a week when Pat Buchanan predicted the end of the white race in the United States and it became clear that Republican domination of the House might end, you just know the wingnuts are tryin' to think their way out of their respective wet paper bags:

Ace of Spades - did you know al Qaeda even has its own jeweler? 
All Things Beautiful - U.N. resolution 1701 means Iran will nuke Israel, Israel will nuke Iran, then Hugo Chavez will cover China's oil needs, and that's why Israel should resume killing Lebanese civilians.
All Things Conservative - if any of my readers actually believe that "dimplomacy" will work, or that a nuclear Iran is a good thing, I would love to hear your argument.
American Thinker - the fact that there are terrorists in Europe combined with the increase in domestic bulk cellular phone sales means Americans should be scared shitless.
Atlas Shrugs - fuck the rules of war - shoot 'em all and let Allah sort 'em out.
Austin Bay Blog - wherein I commit heresy by disagreeing with Powerline and suggesting Israel won the war with Hezbollah.  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!
Blue Crab Boulevard - I take great comfort from this study showing our soldiers are actually safer in Iraq than they are here, where they might grow old and die of natural causes.
Captain's Quarters - doesn't it surprise you that the Democrat party turned it's back on Joe Lieberman after he announced he'd ignore the results of the Democrat primary?  I'm shocked.
Confederate Yankee - cluster bombs are safe for use in civilian areas as long as you follow the instructions on the package.
Debbie Schlussel - every Indian with a cell phone should immediately be added to the no-fly list.
Flopping Aces - if Democrats really cared about keeping America safe they'd support the Iraq War and call for more torture and the immediate suspension of the Bill of Rights.  But they won't, so they're a bunch of fucking surrender monkeys.  Especially Howard Dean.
Free Republic - how dare immigrants to this country speak their native languages in their own homes!
GOP Bloggers - polls are useless, but we'll tout this one since it shows Bush's numbers are slightly less disastrous than they were last week.
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - we should continue the Dear Leader's glorious and expensive War on Everything™ and nuke Iran even though the odds you'll get killed by a terrorist are about the same as getting struck by a comet.
Hugh Hewitt (Dean Barnett) - it might take more than a year to develope cures from stem cells so we shouldn't bother but should instead move quickly to preserve the rights of Blastocyst-Americans - I mean, who gives a shit if you've got Parkinsons?  I don't have Parkinsons, so shut the fuck up and die already.
Instapundit - of course Lieberman will knife Democrats in the back - that's what Independent Democrats™ do!
Little Green Footballs - how dare the E.U. engage in Mideast diplomacy when we're trying to start more wars there!
Macsmind - if the U.N. won't agree to let us nuke Iran then Israel will just have to go ahead and nuke 'em unilaterally - why won't the U.N. just give in already??!
Michelle Malkin - can you believe the left said something mean about Ann Coulter?  What has she ever done to them?
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I'll just link to yet another conservative blog that'll scare the living shit out of you with tales of Islamic terrorists.
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so let me take this opportunity to accuse Ezra Klein of having a serious case of Wal-Mart Derangement Syndrome™ ... aren't I clever for thinking up that term?  Pass the paste.
Patterico's Pontifications - we caught a liberal who made up quotes in his youth, so it looks like Ben Domenech is off the hook!
Powerline - doesn't the judiciary understand that nobody has standing to sue the Bush administration for violating their rights?  Idiots.
Protein Wisdom - wouldn't it be great if both political parties were controlled by vicious warmongers?
Real Clear Politics - if this country would jail everyone we don't like, permit corporal punishment, and arm every man, woman, and child, there'd be no crime.  End of story.
Sister Toldjah - behold as I list seven unrelated airline security incidents - no one was killed or hurt, but aren't you scared out of your mind anyway?  Incidents like these are precisely why we need to retain Republican majorities in both houses.
Townhall (K-Ham) - the bus driver that made all the black kids sit in the back of the bus was in fact encouraging diversity ... no, seriously, haven't you ever watched Survivor?
Wizbang! - look over here ... we found one scientist that predicts global cooling!  Take that Al Gore!

Like last week, one wingnut is a direct quote, but it's pretty much a gimme.

graphic: Comandante Agi

Comments

[Fred]

The puddles of drool at these peoples feet must be extraordinary!!!

[Daniel DiRito]

Here's a couple more:

See a tongue-in-cheek visual of two of Florida's finest...Katherine Harris & Anita Bryant...here:

www.thoughttheater.com

[Blue Gal]

What I love is when they post backtracks to your site, calling them wingnuts. Sorry I'm driving up their traffic by actually reading them.

"Why would Lieberman take time out of his tight race to support a party that has turned its back on him?"

Um, guys, Lieberman turned first. And it's not "his race" that's tight...

[Bob King]

Then there's George Allen:

In demonstrating just how stupidly and thoughtlessly racist he is, he's proabably alienated a fair number of actual racists, who think of themselves as being quite intelligent, with compelling and intellectually persuasive views.

And he wasn't even drunk at the time!

And our dear Anne Coulter who's performance on Hannedy & Colms is, I predict, gonna get her LOTS of bookings from the arguably Liberal Media...

Granted, I've no idea how I would recover from finding myself with my metaphorical skirt over my ears like that, but a lady should know how to avoid such situations in the first place.

[HelenWheels]

All Things Conservative wins!!

I love the ONE comment that responds to his question:

"Here's my argument, you're a fucking nutjob. Seek help."

Michelle Malkin is unhinged if she thinks that guy was any meaner or more insulting than Coultergeist. Not even close!

[No Blood for Hubris]

Gakk.

Feh.

[Chuck]

I don't know how you keep reading that []. Tranquilizers?

[Blue Gal]

Yeah, but Helen, he got a zinger back:

Here's my argument, you're a fucking nutjob

Another honors graduate from the rhetoric classes at DailyKos...

If only his blog were as good as the comment zingers.