It's a long weekend, but you know the wingnuts are out there trying to think up the next talking point:
Ace of Spades - Richard Armitage should be charged with perjury because he didn't tell Bob Woodward he was the leaker.
All Things Beautiful - all we have to do to stop Iran from getting nukes is to force Wal-Mart to threaten to move its production out of China ... no, wait! I'm serious!
American Thinker - so what if Scooter Libby lied to the grand jury? Everyone knows that the crime is worse than the coverup, and there was no fucking crime!
Blue Crab Boulevard - plain old angry Muslims are worse than angry Muslims with guns.
Captain's Quarters - until you prove to me that increasing nicotine levels makes cigarettes more addictive I'm siding with the tobacco companies.
Confederate Yankee - although I lump British-born Pakistanis together here, I hardly think we Americans ever lump people together based on nationality.
Debbie Schlussel - missing Egyptian students and terror-linked pizza shops portend the end of the NFL as we know it.
Flopping Aces - Fitzpatrick should have exercised prosecutorial discretion and ignored Scooter Libby's lies and ... what? Ken Starr? No, can't say I've ever heard of him.
GOP Bloggers - Europe was, like, totally responsible for World War II and ... what? The Japanese? No, can't say I've ever heard of them.
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - those British terror suspects ate together at a Chinese restaurant that's just up the block from a Persian restaurant - what further proof of Iranian involvement do you want?
Hugh Hewitt - those terrorists in Britain are proof positive that cutting and running in Iraq will have no bearing on where we have to fight terror ... oh shit, did I stray off one of my Republican talking points?
Instapundit - I found this cool flashlight that will be perfect for the terror attacks I know are coming.
Little Green Footballs - what the fuck do the Lebanese need with food and medical supplies anyway?
Macsmind - the fact that The Washington Post wrote about Armitage and Plamegate proves that the MSM is ignoring the story.
NRO (Cliff May) - if we're going to get the American people to hate all Muslims we're going to have to figure out a really nasty name for them, so put on your thinking caps people.
NRO - (Jonah Goldberg) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I'll just take Michael Ledeen's word for it that Muslims are all fascists.
NRO (Ramesh Ponnuru) - the available evidence tells me Katherine Harris is nuts, but that would cast further doubt on Bush's legitimacy so let's not talk about it.
NRO (Victor Davis Hanson) - the available evidence tells me it's OK to hate all Muslims now, so go ahead - give it a try!
Patterico's Pontifications - my traffic went up when I went on vacation, but if you think that'll stop my rabid wingnuttery you've got another thing coming!
Powerline - when those injured in Iraq don't die from their wounds it proves the level of violence is going down.
Protein Wisdom - permitting even the slightest bit of multiculturalism will result in dead girls buried in backyards, so we'd better put a stop to this 'tolerance' shit right now.
Sister Toldjah - of course defense contractors are going to profit shamelessly from Bush's War On Everything™ - it's not like war and death are nonprofit enterprises!
Townhall (K-Ham) - among the many reasons to blindly hate Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame is the fact that they both have really good hair.
Townhall (Michael Medved) - my tax bill is far too high, but I still want national parks n' stuff.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.