Wednesday Wingnut Roundup
Usually the Roundup appears on Saturday, but the wingnuts are blaming Democrats (and teh gays!) for the latest Republican scandal. Mindful of our duty, we at Agitprop have put down the popcorn, set aside the schadenfreude, and hit the Intertubes for you, the home viewer:
Ace of Spades - some guy over at NRO says this was a George Soros operation from start to finish - who are we to argue?
Althouse - oh my, Matt Drudge has a siren up at his blog for poor Speaker Hastert ... do you suppose those mean Democrats will force him to resign? We'd better come up with a Democrat sex scandal quickly!
American Thinker - we find it suspicious that the IMs were sent to ABC at a moment's notice - it's not as though they were in electronic form or anything.
Big Lizards - we blame the New York Democrats for blowing this thing up - don't they know what "overly-friendly" means? What the fuck is next - they'll fly in Green Helmet Guy to plant dead children in Reynolds's yard?
Flopping Aces - this scandal will amount to nothing, but to the extent it does we blame George Soros and Jason Leopold.
Gateway Pundit - Gays and Democrats and Lefties, oh my! Gays and Democrats and Lefties, oh my!
Little Green Footballs - I blame that vicious John Aravosis - behold as I use my wingnut powers to make you forget that Foley's a complete pervert who brought this on himself ... forget ... forget ... forget ...
Macsmind - it's John Aravosis and George Soros ... no wait, it's Mike Rogers, the infamous Gay Republican Outer or ... GAAAHHH! We're going to lose the House and the Senate! GAAAHHH!!!
Michelle Malkin - sure it's a leftist plot, but Foley is so completely gross that we'd better just shut up and take what comes ... oh who am I kidding? This is the end.
Passionate America - Democrats altered the emails! This calls for desperate measures ... I know! I'll out one of the victims! Take that Nancy Pelosi!
Redstate - those fucking Surrender Monkey Democrats will leak anything to make you forget they'll just surrender in Iraq. Fucking Surrender Monkeys!
Sister Toldjah - this is clearly a Democrat October Surprise ... who the fuck do they think they are? Well-timed political attacks are Republican territory!
Wizbang - Democrats are doing with Foley what they did with Iraq! Remain calm - all is well! Remain calm - all is well!!!
Much bad Republican juju - so sit back, make some popcorn, and watch the Family Values Party implode!
The Special Brokeback Mountin' edition of the Wingnut Woundup?
COOL!
Posted by: actor212 | October 04, 2006 at 01:58 PM
I love it. They are about to spontaneously combust. Lots of pants pissin'.
Posted by: HelenWheels | October 04, 2006 at 03:31 PM
This is way better than any Fitzmas present I ever got.
Posted by: Fred | October 04, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Gee doesn't the fact that the story leaked mean that someone else was covering it up?
Posted by: LewScannon | October 04, 2006 at 08:04 PM
Props as usual for venturing into the swamp. I think another term for this spectacle could be...
mastergate.
Posted by: nolocontendere | October 05, 2006 at 12:11 AM
I'm following the Foley story so closer, I must be a Mastergator...
Posted by: actor212 | October 05, 2006 at 11:22 AM