Weekend Wingnut Roundup
Less than two weeks until the election - what do you suppose the wingnuts are doing? And can you pick out the direct quote? No peeking.
Ace of Spades - we sure do hate us some Andrew Sullivan - he stole our clever YouTube idea! We hereby command all wingnuts not to link to him.
American Thinker - you Democrat Jews and Democrat blacks are traumatizing yourselves by clinging to outmoded concepts like fairness and tolerance, so you should chuck it all and vote GOP.
Atlas Shrugs - George Soros, moveon.org, and the Democrats - Israel haters all, and thus Jew haters. And you people complaining because your El-Al flight was delayed? Jew haters too!
Austin Bay Blog - OK, let's move the goal posts again: even if the terrorists knew we were watching their money transfers, even if anything with a spinal column knew we were watching, if you label a program "SECRET" nobody knows about it by definition. So let's hang Bill Keller for treason like, right now.
Blue Crab Boulevard - Iraq is not like Vietnam except when I say it is - if we pull out there will be a Cambodia-style blood bath, and the blood will be on the hands of the people who didn't want the war, not those who started it.
Captain's Quarters - 9/11! Terrorists! Vote Santorum or you'll all die! 9/11! Your throats will be cut and ... GAAAHHH!!! We're going to lose the Senate too! GAAAHHH!
Debbie Schlussel - this week I'm freaking out about a Detroit area Catholic church that sold its building to some Muslims who'll turn it into a mosque ... next thing you know it'll be sharia law statewide, let me tell you.
Flopping Aces - 16 year olds are adults, so James Webb writing about fictional kid touching is far worse than any real kid touching Foley did.
GOP Bloggers - so what if Don Sherwood (R-PA) choked the living shit out of his girlfriend?!! Harold Ford, Jr. went to a Playboy party, and he probably saw some women there!
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - well, we've lost the House, and if we don't hold the Senate it'll be prewar-intel investigations 24/7. How about a little bipartisanship?
Hugh Hewitt - bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, down by a run, bases loaded - Lynne Cheney swings ... and it's over the fence, a home run! What? Oh, that 's right - it's football season. Damn.
Instapundit - phoning it in again, I'll link to some NRO piece that discusses the Webb/Allen race - man, that is some weird-assed shit!
Little Green Footballs - Iranian mullahs have noted that Bush's invasion of Iraq has placed the Republican party on the path to electoral destruction ... hmmm, the Democrats say the same thing, so they must be mullahs too! Why do Democrat mullahs hate America?
Macsmind - if your 14-year-old daughter was being held by terrorist-sodomizer-rapists you'd want someone with information waterboarded, wouldn't you? This is why we have to let Dick Cheney waterboard all the Pakistani cabdrivers he wants!
Michelle Malkin - hold a U.S. citizen incommunicado in military detention for 6 months without charge? Well, if his last name is Hussein he must be a terrorist - fine by me!
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - how can one possibly conclude that Michael J. Fox's stem-cell ads are politics as usual but that attacking Jim Webb for writing fiction is dirty pool?
NRO (J-Pod) - the Fox/Webb difference? It is true that Jim Talent wants to restrict some forms of stem-cell
research. By contrast, Jim Webb does not take a position in support of
grown men placing their sons' penises in their mouths.
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I'll just observe that Bill Richardson and Purell hand sanitizer spell doom for Hillary in 2008.
Patterico's Pontifications - now a Democrat in Texas has accused his Republican opponent of writing smut ... can you believe it? What? Republicans Lynne Cheney and Scooter Libby and DINO Jim Webb? Nope, I don't see any pattern.
Powerline - lefty bloggers should just shut up and take Lamont's impending defeat like men - face it, he's too liberal for even Democrats to vote for and ... what? Lieberman has lots of Republican support? So what's your point?
Spurious George (R. Kramer, Danger Seeker) - Ken Mehlman says the key to absolute power is to run more Republicans unopposed - who am I to argue?
Sister Toldjah - Jim Talent loses in Missouri and the next thing you know the place will be overrun with human clones - mark my words.
Townhall (Dennis Prager) - I ask that you compare the positions of The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times on same-sex marriage, but I'll only give you the WSJ link. Not that I'm suggesting anything ....
Townhall (William F. Buckley) - I fear that gays are not ready for marriage because, as they will find, getting divorced is more difficult than changing your address.
graphic: Comandante Agi
Its about time I throw out another reference to: Michelle "Anchor Baby" Malkin.
Posted by: SPIIDERWEB | 10/28/2006 at 07:23 PM
A comedy column! Thanks. Some of these made me laugh out loud!
Posted by: Miss Cellania | 10/28/2006 at 08:04 PM
You did write a book entitle "Sisters," did you not Mrs. Cheney?
Posted by: Fred | 10/28/2006 at 09:06 PM
My vote is for William Buckley as the original quote. because it would be a heck of lot scarier if it was one of the others.
Posted by: Trollwatcher | 10/28/2006 at 10:33 PM
Having attained so much in life, I have but one final goal before the Rapture takes me away from all of you America-haters...inclusion on agitprop's august list of wingnuts!
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | 10/29/2006 at 09:34 AM
Pam of Atlas Shrugs is always my personal favorite. That so much utter cr*p could come from one person renews my faith in limitless ability of humans to 'shovel it'!
Posted by: Kvatch | 10/29/2006 at 10:08 AM
Having attained so much in life, I have but one final goal before the Rapture takes me away from all of you America-haters...inclusion on agitprop's august list of wingnuts!
You're too late for the August list, but I'll add you to late October's ... but just this once.
Posted by: blogenfreude | 10/29/2006 at 11:27 AM
I vote Schlussel.
Posted by: Dee | 10/29/2006 at 09:38 PM
I agree. It's Schlussel.
Posted by: Kathy | 10/29/2006 at 10:27 PM
Nope - it's not Schlussel.
Posted by: blogenfreude | 10/30/2006 at 07:41 AM
The message I'm getting from all this is if the Dems win we will all be poor from tax increases and then we will be killed by terrorist. Wow, talk about scare tactics.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | 10/30/2006 at 09:24 AM
I'm on a roll, so my vote goes to Floppy Dicks... I mean, Flopping Aces.
Posted by: actor212 | 10/30/2006 at 04:39 PM
The sad thing is that Atlas Juggs could have said that, she sounds like that all the time but I'm voting for Jonah this week. I can almost hear the whining on that one.
Posted by: Libby | 10/31/2006 at 09:16 PM