Thanksgiving Weekend Wingnut Roundup

Do you suppose the wingnuts are thankful for anything? 

Ace of Spades - we're thankful Robert Altman is dead.
Althouse - I'm thankful for rechargeable batteries.
American Thinker - we're thankful that people in Baghdad get 4 to 8 hours of electricity per day ... and just look at all those painted schools!
Ankle Biting Pundits - we're thankful that Democrats are so obsessed with sex - can you imagine why they'd object to an HHS appointee who says married people shouldn't use contraceptives? 
Atlas Shrugs - I'm thankful we have smart people like Hugh Hewitt on our side!  I mean - he wants Rick Santorum on the Supreme Court - how smart is that??!!
Blue Crab Boulevard - I'm thankful I live in a country with a leader stupid enough to continue a senseless slaughter for no reason.
Captain's Quarters - I am thankful for those who differ with me politically.  Sure they're beneath contempt, but once in a while they help me tighten up one of my wingnut arguments.
Debbie Schlussel - I'm thankful I don't have to wear a burqa, although I'm freaking out because the new Democrat majorities will impose sharia law any day now.
Flopping Aces - I'm thankful that, here in the good ol' U S of A, cops have the right to kick down a door without knocking and shoot a 92 year-old woman to death.
GOP Bloggers - we are thankful that people in America can go work for Wal-Mart for shit wages and aren't forced into slavery for $2.00 a day like that Indonesian housekeeper in Colorado.
Hugh Hewitt - I'm thankful for Mitt Romney - unlike Bush, he's a candidate who might have read actual books ... and can name them!
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - we're thankful for Tom Tancredo - only someone that completely batshit insane can make Michelle Malkin seem almost rational.
IMAO - I'm thankful I thought up this Simpsons trivia thing ... I'm too depressed to blog about the election, and I've got to blog about something.
Instapundit - I am truly thankful that there are lots of other wingnuts for me to link to ... I barely have to write, or even think!
Little Green Footballs - we're thankful that a bunch of smelly old hippies might get shot along with the Palestinians they're shielding.
NRO (Charles Krauthammer) - I'm thankful I have the opportunity to warn you about Borat - did you know it's an attack on evangelicals?  Of course you didn't, you moron.
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, but I'll admit I'm thankful others are serving so I don't have to drag my ass over to Iraq and fight for my country!
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, but I admit I'm thankful someone recorded some Elvis songs in Latin.
No Left Turns - we're thankful we remember enough high school philosophy to pull out some Aristotle and reason to the wrong conclusion.
Patterico's Pontifications - I'm thankful for Libertarians - they're so easy to mock!
Powerline - we're thankful for The Flying Imams - racial profiling rules, bitchez!
Redstate - we're thankful for the polygamy-slippery-slope argument - it comes in handy whenever we want to restrict the freedoms of people we hate.

Comments

[Comandante Agi]

we better not mess with Iran.

they have highly-trained deadly burka-clad chick ninjas!

[LewScannon]

Pretty half-assed Simpson's Trivia quiz.

[actor212]

Can we pass Sharia law that require bras for Pam and Debbie?

[Fred]

Agi,

Glenn Beck is still sitting in a pile of shit after seeing that...

[Miss Cellania]

Ah well, they are looking at the bright side, even if they have to scrape the bottom of their barrel to do so.

[pissed off patricia]

I'm thankful that you do all this work to round up these comments so the rest of us don't have to. :)

[actor212]

Actually, I'm thankful for all of these dim- and half-wits, because they lower the grading curve for all bloggers.

[Comandante Agi]

Preznit gave me too much turkey. Me full.

[Lily]

Great round up, Blogenfreude! I am thankful that you expose your mouse to their taint so we dont have to go to these people for a laugh.