Weekend Wingnut Roundup

What a week!  Pastor Ted flamed out (sorry), Dick Cheney told most of the country to go fuck themselves, Lynne Cheney told Wolf Blitzer to go fuck himself, Republicans lied about the viability of Saddam's so-called nuke program, and now all four military newspapers will tell Rummy to go fuck himself right before the election!  And, predictably, the neocon rats are jumping off the HMS George W. Bush.  Whatever will the wingnuts do?  (And yes - one's a direct quote - can you guess who?):

Ace of Spades - so some preacher you never heard of is a homo - so fucking whaaa ... he had weekly contact with Bush?  Oh.
All Things Beautiful - the MSM is the only thing standing in the way of the Republicans retaining their House majority - bad evil nasty MSM!
American Thinker - all is lost, but at least we've still got Bill Clinton to kick around.
Atlas Shrugs - why do Laura Bush, Condi Rice, and Karen Hughes hate America?
Austin Bay Blog - things are so fucked up here in Texas that I might just vote for Kinky Friedman.
Blue Crab Boulevard - six Arab nations are looking to go nuclear - obviously it's all Joe Wilson's fault.
Captain's Quarters - Bush's non-strategy in Iraq is certainly better than anything Democrats might come up with.
Confederate Yankee - OK, let's move the goal posts again - sure Saddam didn't have any eggs or even a kitchen to cook 'em in, but he had a cookbook, and that means he was weeks away from that nuclear omelet.
Debbie Schlussel - why does Borat hate America?
Flopping Aces - so what if suicide bombers in Iraq have killed thousands of soldiers and civilians in George Bush's war of choice!  But a college student in a suicide bomber Halloween costume?  Now that's something to get worked up about!
GOP Bloggers - Joe Lieberman was betrayed by his party when members of that party went to the polls on primary day and voted for someone who would actually represent them.
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - Ghouliani and Santorum hate John Kerry too, and we're gonna beat this dead Kerry horse until you go out and vote Republican.
Hugh Hewitt - do you think exploiting the college kid who dressed up as a suicide bomber for Halloween will save Little Ricky?  No, no ... neither do I.
Instapundit - did you know you can get New Zealand butter online?  Well, you can.
Little Green Footballs - Charles Krauthammer says we're all gonna die when the Muslims get together and nuke us - who are we to argue?
Macsmind - why do the troops hate America?
Michelle Malkin - can you believe that the Missouri stem cell bill is supported by companies that might make money from stem cell medical advances?  I mean, they act like we're living in a fucking capitalist country!
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - heh, I made a funny isotope joke.  Pass the paste.
NRO (K-Lo) - Rudy loves Little Ricky ... isn't that sweet?
NRO (Ramesh Ponnuru) - Andrew Sullivan, as your intellectual superior, I cast you out of WingnutDome - begone!
Patterico's Pontifications - four of my last five posts are about John Kerry, and I'll keep it up until you forget that Bush and his minions have destroyed the country.
Powerline - like J-Pod, I blame the Iraqis for the mess they're in - can you believe they were stupid enough to vote in a bunch of religious nutjobs who then proceeded to polarize their country?
Sister Toldjah - I've linked to a website that shows live shots of the border, so you wingnuts divide up into groups and start watchin' - email me right away if you see any Mexicans.
Townhall (Ann Coulter) - whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny.
Townhall (Dennis Prager) - there there ... I know you wingnuts are really angry because Republicans spent more during the past six years than Democrats ever would have, but at least we got a neat-o border fence out of it.
Townhall (Kevin McCullough) - God hates fags, especially New Jersey fags.
Townhall (Rich Lowry) - I can think of several reasons to vote Republican, and one of them is to stop President Bush.

Comments

[Tata]

Those Townhall quotes are tempting but I'm betting on GOP Bloggers. That one really bites it.

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[LewScannon]

I'm betting on Austin Bay blogger. But I think Debbie Schlussel might be the right one. Even though they're all wrong.

[Fred]

When I'm feel sad and blue, nothing brings me cheer like kicking my old pal Confederate Yankee around unterblogensphere...good to be in the company of the fine people at Sadly, No! Research Labs whilst doing it too...

[Catherine]

That is a lot to take on a Sunday night. Let's just make sure that we all VOTE, pass it on.

[actor212]

Schlussel, she of the floppy saggy tits.

[Jay in Oregon]

Ah, that's an easy one, as I had the misfortune of reading Ms. Coulter's comments looking for whatever rabid screechings she'd fling at the body politic come post-election.