Weekend Wingnut Roundup
Democrats take the House and the Senate, Rummy goes to that up-armored Humvee in the sky, Macacawitz concedes, Little Ricky gets his ass kicked, Holy Joe hangs on, Dems take DeLay's and Foley's old seats ... whew! What a week. And what a week in wingnuttery:
Ace of Spades - Karl who?
All Things Beautiful - Hugh Hewitt says we lost because of Foley and an enemy that upped the body count on purpose right before the election - who am I to argue?
Althouse - I support the Republican Party? No, you must have me confused with some other wingnut law professor.
American Thinker - Rick Santorum's loss had nothing to do with Rick Santorum.
Ankle Biting Pundits - fundamentals people, fundamentals - fags, flags, and four more wars will bring us victory in 2008!
Atlas Shrugs - no more Rummy? No more Bolton? Who's going to invade sovereign nations and chase diplomats down hallways now?
Blue Crab Boulevard - Robert Gates as head of DOD? You might as well just sign the deed to Iraq over to al Qaeda right now.
Captain's Quarters - having learned nothing from the recent election, I'd like to run this list of wingnut presidential hopefuls by you ... whaddaya think?
Confederate Yankee - deadly neocon war machine? Feh - we've killed sixty, maybe sixty-two thousand tops!
Debbie Schlussel - my power company is run by terrorists.
Flopping Aces - democracy is on the march in Iraq! I mean, look at all the dead terrorists 'n stuff!
GOP Bloggers - now that the Democrats have won the MSM can start reporting all the good news coming out of Iraq ... just look at all those freshly-painted schools!
Hugh Hewitt - Hillary is already adding newspapers to the Vast Clinton Propaganda Machine.
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - shocked, shocked I am to find that the Democrats used the fact that Iraq is a complete fucking mess as a campaign issue! Shocked!
IMAO - firing Rummy appeases Democrats, and Democrats appease the terrorists ... stupid Democrat terrorists!
Instapundit - if the BBC keeps telling the American people the truth about the Bush administration we Republicans are totally fucked.
Little Green Footballs - of course the terrorists would never have blown up the White House before the Democrats won, but now all bets are off!
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - can you believe Republicans are mad at a little ol' neocon like me?
NRO (K-Lo) - I'm getting all hot and bothered about a Romney/Santorum ticket for 2008 - that would show how compassionate we conservatives are!
NRO (Michael Rubin) - well, our non-stop warmongering has pissed off the Germans something awful - time to take our toys and move to Poland!
No Left Turns - I imagine that Bush's imagined fuckups did him in because it took so much time to defend him from imagined failures that his real failures were masked and ... what was I saying?
Patterico's Pontifications - take heart - eleven Democrats were stupid enough to vote for Clarence Thomas, so maybe we can sneak some more wingnuts onto the federal bench.
Powerline (Hindrocket) - the terrorists like the Democrats, the terrorists like the Democrats! And whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
Powerline (Mirengoff) - Iraqi democracy? They just need to follow the instructions on the package we gave them ... as for us, we just need to kill us a few more terrorists and then ride off into the sunset.
Redstate - Mike Pence loves Blastocyst-Americans, so he should be Minority Leader.
Riehl World View - can you believe Henry Waxman wants to investigate Bush for the response to Katrina, government contracting in Iraq and on homeland security, political interference in regulatory decisions by the EPA and the FDA, and allegations of war profiteering? He's got a shiny bald head!
Sister Toldjah - this photo of Charlie Rangel with Michael Moore prooves Rangel is a terrorist.
Townhall (K-Ham) - for my grand finale, I'll reorganize some deck chairs on the HMS House Minority Leader.
Townhall (Oliver North) - Democrats think their subpoenas will stop terrorist attacks - boy have they got another thing coming!
Townhall (Rusty Shackleford) - as sure as I'm standing here, the Democrats owe their new majorities to Jon Stewart.
Can anyone actually answer Charlie Rangel's question?
No, didn't think so.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | November 11, 2006 at 04:18 PM
Maybe Jon Stewart is responsible for the democratic triumph. He does have a way of cutting through the BS to speak the truth.
Posted by: Miss Cellania | November 11, 2006 at 06:59 PM
I was reading some of the comments at Ace Of Spades.What a truly bunch of racists these people are.
Posted by: LewScannon | November 11, 2006 at 08:23 PM
Ever since Red State celebrated Lieberman's win as a victory, they have not ceased to crack me up. Every single time.
Posted by: Blue Gal | November 11, 2006 at 08:39 PM
W should have listened to his dad, and not his ministry of information (as listed above)
Posted by: Big Rome | November 11, 2006 at 11:38 PM
From gleaning your summary of (who I thought were) my conservative brothers and sisters, it is now more than ever clear to me that I alone am the only true patriotic pundit.
Cut and running bastards, the lot of them!
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | November 12, 2006 at 09:10 AM
REX!
No cursing on this blog! They're "cunning runts"!!!!!!
Posted by: actor212 | November 14, 2006 at 08:22 AM