Weekend Wingnut Roundup

What a week!  Bolton exits stage far right, daddy told the Dear Leader he had to pack up his war and go home (and the Dear Leader's approval rating hovered at 30% and should soon plunge into the 20s), Darth Cheney's lesbian daughter is pregnant (how did that happen?) ... do you suppose the right wing nut-o-sphere has anything to say?  And, for bonus points, pick out the verbatim quote:

American Thinker - global warming?  Not where there's profits ... arghhh!
Ankle Biting Pundits - can you believe Mitt Romney is being attacked by our fellow wingnuts for supporting gay rights?  We've always loved teh gay agenda!
Blue Crab Boulevard - they can have my trans fats when they pry them from my cold dead hand.
Captain's Quarters - I note with approval that the wingnut party in Canada has passed laws making it more difficult for the other party to raid the treausury for partisan objectives and ... what?  The Office of Faith-Based Initiatives?  No, can't say as I've heard of it.
Debbie Schlussel - it's obvious - those who don't support Israel unconditionally will be breaking Jewish shop windows before you know it.
Flopping Aces - Iraqi children killed by our bombs?  Nope, I'm having none of it unless you bring me the bodies.
GOP Bloggers - Democrats, cop killers, and the French - peas in the same fucking pod.
Hugh Hewitt - if James Baker ran a bipartisan Blue-Ribbon panel tasked with saving social security, his commission would conclude that no real progress on social security was possible until Israel ceded the Golan Heights to Syria and made whatever concessions necessary to mollify Hamas.
Instapundit - Kurds ... the new Jews.
Little Green Footballs - Muslim women can now ride Grand Rapids public transportation in disguise.
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I'll just confirm my nerd status by making an inapt Dune reference.
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, but isn't it great that Iraqi oil revenues are up a bit?  So what if the country is a complete fucking mess!!
Patterico's Pontifications - confident that a middle-class BOBO blogger like me will never have to face the death penalty, I sure do wanna see me some executions!
Powerline - ISG report, Jews as victims, Vietnam-era bugout, blah blah quackity quack ... oh shit, we've got nothing.

Comments

[mandt]

"Darth Cheney's lesbian daughter is pregnant (how did that happen?)" Elephants gestate two years---had to have been sometime in 2004. Probably by Immaculate wingnut inception.

[Tata]

I'm betting Hewitt. He's that kind of fuckpig.

[actor212]

Schlussel. That sounds way too authentic, so it better be real, Freude, or I'm calling in an intervention.

[LewScannon]

I always have to peek, just to assure myself that you aren't making all this up. These are some screwed up folks, to be sure.

[pissed off patricia]

Man with this list we could fill a hospital for the insane in no time at all.

[Comandante Agi]

Malkin: "Gwyneth Paltrow hates America!! Don't I look totally hot in this blonde wig? I should be an actress! I could so win an Oscar!"

[catherine]

you are far better than I to read their dribble

[Ken Houghton]

Damn. It was Hewitt; I would have bet with actor212.

Must be a East Coast basis thing.

[sumo]

Just more Dick Cheney genes out there to run amuck...it ain't fair!

[No Blood for Hubris]

Oh dear (chuckles, weeps).

[EuroYank]

Added you to my blogroll, please add me.

[actor212]

Ken, you actually checked?!

[Horatio]

What are the nutcases at IMAO (sp?) up to?

[JollyRoger]

Jesuski W. Christ.

Malkin appears to have gone over into a diagnosable phase of her "opinions." Coulter will soon enough have a run for her wingnut-fringe money.