Now hold on just a minute. Before he's even explained himself, before Larry Flynt has found all his hookers, Senator David Vitter (R-Pampers) wants to turn to the next chapter:
Speaking at a policy lunch on Tuesday, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who recently admitted to frequenting a prostitution service run by the “DC Madam,” told his colleagues that Senate conservatives should “rebrand” themselves “by reclaiming the fiscal conservative mantle.” According to The Hill, “This time, his colleagues held the applause.”
Please. As stated: Larry Flynt hasn't found all the hookers yet! Wendy (no, the other one) hasn't made good on her threat yet. Vitter hasn't had a press conference yet - well, one where he takes questions. Like Abu Gonzales, he has more important things to do than resign in shame.
Sorry David, we're not done with you. You could skip most of this and go home - you can go quietly, or you can go when Wendy Cortez appears on Larry King. But it's time.
Mr. Vitter is not contrite enough for my demographic.
Posted by: tata | July 26, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Why are you being so mean to him? He just sinned! It's not like he broke the law or anything! Wait... it's not like he advocated explicitly against what he eventually did. Wait... Umm...
I got it! "Forget my diapers. It's time to brush up on Reaganomics." There you go.
Posted by: Brad | July 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM
"Whoremongers not Warmongers"
Sometimes the slogans just write themselves...
Posted by: Midwest Product | July 26, 2007 at 10:44 AM
My kids do that all the time... in trouble? Just change the subject!
Posted by: Miss Cellania | July 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM
I love that slogan. It sounds like one Fred Thompson would have no trouble running on.
Posted by: JollyRoger | July 26, 2007 at 02:53 PM
man, they sure do look full of the spirit.
Posted by: mark h | July 27, 2007 at 09:17 AM