Separated at Birth?

On the left, Wendy Cortez.  On the right (appropriately enough), Wendy Vitter.

I think the senator has a bigger problem than his diaper fetish.

hat tip: Blue Gal for doing the graphic.

Comments

[Blue Gal]

Yup.

[oyster]

I really hope, for Wendy Vitter's sake that the five prostitutes that Flynt linked to Vitter do not resemble her in the slightest. If they did, that would be one awkward press conference. It wouldn't matter what the working girls said. Their stories could be totally different and contradictory, but if they all look the same, no one will be able to focus on anything else.

Then of course there will be the inevitable photoshop parodies using the famous Robert Palmer video as a template.

[tata]

So...maybe they were separated at birth. Obviously not far enough, but are you willing to fund interstate Wendification?

[Schroeder]

Hmm ... got any pictures of Vitter's mom?

[actor212]

Damn, they both have Class III occlusions, prognathisms...coincidence, or does Vitter like having his dick scraped?

And why do they BOTH look like Mary Matalin?

[PoliShifter]

What would Wendy Cotez do that Wendy Vitter wouldn't?

My guess is about everything..with and without diapers.

[Morris Young]

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey And asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam. He only wants to see your bum. I wish I had got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap. -The Bum http://www.widgetmate.com/posters Some of the best images available for free.

[actor212]

OK, I confess...I peeked at bums...

ONLY IT WAS A SCAM TO SELL WEBSITE WIDGETS!

[Smgumby]

NOW WAIT JUST A MOMENT...

...if these women are sisters, then there is no issue. No crime here, just good ol' fashioned GOP "keep-it-in-the-family" values. Whew!! For a minute there I was concerned about the integrity of the Republicans.

We can all rest easy now.

[t-bone]

That reminds me...

A horse goes into a bar. The bartender comes over and says "Why the long face?"