A Grand Old Party

Not to be outdone by the likes of Bob Allen, Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) made a pass at a cop in a Minneapolis men's room and got himself caught.  Stung, you might say.  Craig quickly resigned as Senate co-chairmen of Mitt Romney's campaign.  Hugh Hewitt, confident that Craig would be replaced by a Republican, called for Craig to resign.  Hewitt did not, of course, call for David Vitter to resign because he would be replaced by a Democrat.

Let's see ... Craig worked for Romney, and the other bathroom lurker, Bob Allen, worked for McCain.  And David Vitter worked for Giuliani.  What's next?  A Tancredo staffer servicing Ted Haggard?

And speaking of Ted Haggard, he has a new scam - a ministry for the homeless:

Haggard wrote [KRDO reporter] Landrock that supporters can mail checks directly to the Haggard family at their Scottsdale, Ariz., address, but that if contributors wish to make their donations tax deductible, as they very likely will, they can make out their checks to something called Families With a Mission and write on the check that it is designated for the Haggard family. Ninety percent of these funds will then be forwarded to Haggard, while the remaining 10 percent will cover Family With a Mission's "administrative costs."

So Pastor Ted's new mission is ... Pastor Ted!

Comments

[tata]

Did you know you can get dog poop delivered to the exceptionally deserving?

[Comandante Agi]

best. excuse. ever...

When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.

[pissed off patricia]

I'm learning so much this week. I didn't know men measured their "stances". And I didn't know if men tapped their feet in the restroom it meant they wanted to have sex with the guy in the next stall. Good thing I'm not a guy 'cause I might have gotten in some toe tapping trouble.

Do you have to have a secret sexual life to be elected in the republican party? Then when you are elected you campaign against yourself?

[mandt]

Restless leg syndrome? Those moral majority are always tap, tap, tap'un at heaven's door.