Vitter v. Craig
Now that the Vitter scandal is front and center again, Larry Craig must be breathing a sigh of relief. He's going to challenge his guilty plea - a fool's errand to be sure - in a desperate bid to hang on to his Senate seat.
So I ask you, the home viewer, whether you think Vitter or Craig will be first to resign his Senate seat. My money is on Craig - I think Vitter will hang on until Larry Flynt comes up with another hooker or the oft-rumored out of wedlock child. Your opinion?
UPDATE: This little tidbit from Gannett:
Craig will go first. He's farther behind in the race as it is (or ahead, depending on how you look at it). He's already pled guilty, he's already announced his intention to resign, and he's already got cum stains on his lips.
Posted by: actor212 | 09/12/2007 at 11:58 AM
Craig will go first. He's farther behind in the race as it is (or ahead, depending on how you look at it). He's already pled guilty, he's already announced his intention to resign, and he's already got cum stains on his lips.
Posted by: actor212 | 09/12/2007 at 11:59 AM
That's how sure I am about it...
Posted by: actor212 | 09/12/2007 at 12:00 PM
That's how sure I am about it...
Posted by: actor212 | 09/12/2007 at 12:01 PM
why does the hooker remind me of Paula Jones? Same plastic surgeon?
Posted by: Blue Gal | 09/12/2007 at 01:00 PM
Larry Flynt as a reliable source? Vitter is a pig, tho.
Posted by: catherine | 09/12/2007 at 04:50 PM
Would anyone care to tell me just why any hooker, who wants to admit she's one, would not step forward for one million?
Hell, I'd claim the money myself. Come here big boy.
Larry? Just ask for my bank account and notarized statement.
Posted by: SPIIDERWEB™ | 09/12/2007 at 07:24 PM
okay is it me..or does she look kind of like his wife ?..and as to your question...Craig 's hearing is the 26th...I think he is out of time personally...the 30th he will be gone....
Posted by: enigma4ever | 09/12/2007 at 09:53 PM
Vitter will hold on with an Electrode Al-like determination.
Louisiana's pols are notoriously corrupt, and I am sure Vitter thinks he'll get the pass that most of them have gotten.
Posted by: JollyRoger | 09/12/2007 at 10:21 PM
Yes, I think Craig will cave faster than a souffle in a tsunami.
And yes, that hooker looks a lot like Vitter's wife. But then, wasn't she named Wendy too? Or did he simply insist that everyone call each other Wendy just to keep things straight, so to speak?
I love how he's staring at her leopard-wrapped tits in that other photo, though. As if he's ever going to get any again. But perhaps he's just making sure she hasn't stashed a big old knife in her bra, giving new meaning to the word cleavage.
Posted by: litbrit | 09/13/2007 at 10:26 AM
"he simply insist that everyone call each other Wendy just to keep things straight, so to speak?... just making sure she hasn't stashed a big old knife in her bra, giving new meaning to the word cleavage"
oy, you've got a guy's sense of humor. but if you're that person in the 'babelicious' pic via your link, well then obviously you have a 'babe's sense of humor'.
now, could you properly remix:
the wendy vitter/bobbit remembrances (of threatened dememberances?),
dingy diaper sex, and
grey poupon puns?
Posted by: ptt | 09/14/2007 at 06:53 AM
Who goes first? Hell, I'm still trying to figure out how you can get your foot under the side of the stall to touch the foot of the guy in the next stall when your pants are around your ankles, you aren't wearing spandex, and you have a normal waistline. I'm a bit overweight and I can't get near the edge of the stall with my foot when I'm in the office dumper.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. After all, this isn't Minneapolis and I don't work at the airport.
Posted by: DBK | 09/14/2007 at 12:09 PM
Litbrit,
He's probably saying his goodbyes to the twins.
Posted by: actor212 | 09/14/2007 at 07:20 PM