Back when Rudy was just the unpopular mayor of New York and not of America, he was shtupping Judith Nathan, who lived out on Long Island in a little town called Southhampton. It’s kind of a haul from downtown, especially in traffic. When he started seeing her in 1999, according to records unearthed by Politico, he brought along his security detail, even when he spent the night and, naturally, the city covered the costs.
But, he couldn’t have that be too obvious, since he was still married. So he had his people spread those costs around to other obscure agencies within the city government and then refused to answer questions. By the time an auditor got around to being really nosy, Bloomberg was already in office.
This will probably not be enough to kill him off - we'll need Bernard Kerik for that. And I've said it before, and I'll say it again - once he's down, you have to hammer the stake through the heart, cut off the head, and stuff the mouth with garlic.