Blowvember goes on and on and on ...
Meet representative Ric Keller (R-FL). According to Evangelical leader James Dobson, Keller was “the obvious choice for those who care about the biblical values upon which our nation was founded.” The only problem, as Harper’s points out, is that Keller has proven to be a “true, unreconstructed, all-American family values hypocrite.” Check out the details of his apparent affair with a 23 year old staffer, his suspect payments to her, his divorce from his ill wife [ed. - his BLIND ill wife], and then his subsequent marriage to that staffer. (via Harpers)
He's no David Vitter (no hookers, at least that we know of), but he's a serious hypocrite. And speaking of Vitter, he's been subpoenaed to testify at a hearing in the DC Madame case. I can't wait.
Keller's twin: Separated at birth?
Look, it's clear that Keller modeled his life on that of Newt Gingrich, only without the clout. Or intelligence. Or power.
Posted by: actor212 | November 15, 2007 at 07:44 AM
Looks like another self hating closet case deewb to me...
Posted by: denisdekat | November 15, 2007 at 09:08 AM
I fear his choppers. I fear 'em!
Posted by: tata | November 15, 2007 at 09:10 AM
What is it about all these Repub. pervs that have morgue faces---shiny and bloated?
Posted by: mandt | November 15, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Overeating, mandt, that and trans-fats.
Posted by: actor212 | November 15, 2007 at 01:57 PM
Forget individual months devoted to hypocritical Republicans. This could be a daily feature. How about a "GOP 365 Calendar"...
Posted by: Comandante Agi | November 15, 2007 at 08:40 PM
oh a calendar...that would be lovely....thanks or keeping us informed...and disgusted....
Posted by: enigma4ever | November 15, 2007 at 10:41 PM
I'm easily confused so initially I wanted a deck of GOP PervoFelon Playing Cards, but we long ago exceeded the number of mug shots needed for a brisk game of Fifty-Two Pickup, Public Restroom Edition. These cretins are even too numerous for an entire formal set of crime-descriptive china from the Franklin Mint, and I'm talking service for 12, people! Just picture a Jack Abaramoff gravy boat and bread plates of his known associates. Now, that's class, but you'd have to serve dainty platefuls of chicken Kiev to a Texas-size guestlist to figure out who Gannon didn't fuck.
I'm at a loss!
Posted by: tata | November 16, 2007 at 10:52 AM