Wingnuts Crashing, Burning

How sweet it is.  Wingnuttia is freaking out at the thought of John McCain as the Republican nominee.  mAnn Coulter will vote for Hillary before she’ll vote for McCain.  Professional hater and Jeebus freak James Dobson won’t support him.  Rush Limbaugh lays a beating on McCain most every day.  Glenn Beck freaked out on the radio this morning.  Hugh Hewitt is in denial.

Well boo fucking hoo wingnuts.  You warmongers, kid touchers, sociopaths, homophobes, Bible- thumpers, and forced-pregnancy advocates gave us eight fucking years of Bush - and it’s not even over yet.  We’re fighting an endless war, we’re less safe than we used to be, and the economy is in the shitter.  The executive branch has become a dumping ground for the worst reactionary shithead Republicans.  Hundreds of thousands have died needlessly.  The environment has been trashed.

Well boo fucking hoo wingnuts.  You warmongers, kid touchers, sociopaths, homophobes, Bible- thumpers, and forced-pregnancy advocates gave us eight fucking years of Bush - and it’s not even over yet.  We’re fighting an endless war, we’re less safe than we used to be, and the economy is in the shitter.  The executive branch has become a dumping ground for the worst reactionary shithead Republicans.  Hundreds of thousands have died needlessly.  The environment has been trashed. 

And McCain is basically running for a third Bush term - more of the same shitstorm - and you’re upset?  I’d think you’d be pleased - McCain will finish what Bush started.  He’s a confused old warmonger who will  pound the final nails into this country’s coffin.  He’s not as stupid as Bush, but he’s a stubborn fuck.  It’ll be the same goddamn thing - no money for SCHIP but plenty for bullets for brown people.  Four more wars!

So fuck you.  Fuck you and your evolution-denyin’, NASCAR-watchin’, pork-rind-eatin’, pickup-truck drivin’, Bud-swillin’ gun-totin’ acolytes.  We should fence off Utah and imprison those of you stupid enough to have voted for Bush twice.  If you voted for him just once you should be waterboarded, then branded on the forehead so the Reality Based Community can avoid you. 

In closing, wingnuts, let me just say - “No Mittens for you!”.

Comments

[Crackpotpress]

I have been thinking about this whole Right Wing Rebellion, especially Ms. Anne "yeah, but she's probably hot in the sack" Coulter.

There is an old Rovian trick. Cut down the one you can beat. People then rally behind them.

Was Anne's message really

"I will support Hillary"

Dems think that there must be wrong with Hillary. Anne says "She's more conservative"

Dem's say "Anne like Hillary?? I'm gonna vote for Obama..."

Who the Reds think they have a better chance of beating. Obama's experience pales to McCain. Obama's black which (until last night) can't carry the South.

Put them in print and it's a blow out.

Here them speak it means something else.

Just a late nite tin foil hat...

CP

[mandt]

"but she's probably hot in the sack" Coulter."
Did you mean to say "hot in the sick?"

[CrackpotPress]

Yes, I meant that...

[actor212]

Ms. Anne "yeah, but she's probably hot in the sack" Coulter

Only if you bring your own heating pad after digging up her coffin...