A Strategy for Spitzer
Posted over at CP before the resignation:
Yes he banged more than his share of hookers. Yes he’s embarassed my state - at least Corzine was only fucking a lobbyist, and he wasn’t married (and we hate it when fucking New Jersey makes us look bad). Yes Eliot was stupid enough to get caught in yet another Republican Justice Department trap. And yes, he’s been a shitheel to his wife.
But there’s a small part of me that wants him to tough it out. So I suggest making the following statement:
Fellow New Yorkers, I apologize to you for all the problems I have caused. I am perfectly willing to resign - losing the office I worked so hard to achieve is at minimum the punishment I deserve. But I am not alone in this … therefore, as soon as Larry Craig and David Vitter resign their Senate seats, I will tender my resignation.
Take that bitchez!
And, a Not Safe For Work picture of "Kristen" after the jump.
Eliot Eliot Eliot ...
OT: FORCE CONGRESS TO IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY, call Nancy Pelosi @1-202-225-0100 and DEMAND IMPEACHMENT. DC business hours only, call often, and spread it around.
Posted by: Mike Meyer | March 12, 2008 at 07:11 PM
I feel the sudden urge to stand next to our noisy visitor and state the obvious:
George Bush doesn't care about black people!
Posted by: tata | March 13, 2008 at 09:26 AM
That would have been awesome.
Posted by: Batocchio | March 13, 2008 at 03:45 PM