Confused Old Man™ Hates Catholics, Wishes For Rapture
John McCain has a few problems. He’s a bloodthirsty old fart who thinks the American people want to stay in Iraq for 100 years. He’s sure to start more wars. His wife is seriously scary looking.
But now he’s got a problem that might dwarf even the above. Bill Donohue is mad at him.
A little background after the jump.
Some guy called Pastor Ted Hagee endorsed John McCain. Pastor Ted Hagee is an anti-Catholic whackjob (among other things). Bill Donohue is a pro-Catholic whackjob. Of course, McCain needs the whackjob vote if he’s going to beat anointed king Barry Hussein Obama. I’d guess the anti-Catholic nutjobs outnumber the pro-Catholic whackjobs … how else to explain it?
And if you don’t think Bill Donohue can cause problems, email these two lefty bloggers and ask.
Dear Abby,
See, I've got this one friend, and then I've got this other friend, and see, the one friend doesn't like the other friend, and the other friend doesn't like the one friend, but the one friend said I can't be his friend if I'm going to be friends with the other friend. And if one is mad at me, all THEIR friends will be mad at me. What do I do?
John
Posted by: Miss Cellania | March 02, 2008 at 12:54 AM
There's nothing like a schism in Jesusistan to brighten your day.
Posted by: JollyRoger | March 02, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Are you sure Hagee's first name is Ted? Have you mixed him up with Ted Haggard, another psychotic Bible-thumper swinging votes to the right?
Posted by: Lew Scannon | March 02, 2008 at 08:30 PM
Anything that puts an itch in Donohue's scapula is OK by me.
Posted by: mandt | March 03, 2008 at 10:31 AM
The Pope is the Anti-Christ. Bill Donohue never really accepted that.
Posted by: actor212 | March 03, 2008 at 01:53 PM