Spitzer Blames Call Girl Episode on Drugs in NY Water
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D) held a news conference this afternoon to explain his involvement with a ring of expensive call girls. “It’s the water” said Spitzer (aka “Client 9″). “Look, I drink a lot of tap water - don’t even use a Brita. All those drugs they found in the water must have done something to my memory, my judgment. I don’t recall doing any of those women.”
Emperor’s Club employees Bubbles, Candy, and Suzeeee did not immediately return phone calls seeking their comments.
I was wondering which story would come (pardon the pun) first...the drugs in the water caused X or the drugs in the water were a Bush plot.
Posted by: actor212 | March 11, 2008 at 08:01 AM
Maybe waters supplies were drugged differently and he happened to get low-Thorazine, high-Viagra hydration?
Posted by: tata | March 11, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Maybe he should have done like the Europeans of the middle ages, stuck to beer instead of tap water.
Posted by: Frederick | March 11, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Blogenfreude,
FWIW - I tagged you with a shitload of memes that have been piling up. Sorry. I had to give them to someone. Bad juju if you sit on that stuff.
Posted by: mw | March 11, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Blogenfreude,
FWIW - I tagged you with a shitload of memes that have been piling up. Sorry. I had to give them to someone. Bad juju if you sit on that stuff.
Posted by: mw | March 11, 2008 at 10:34 PM
OT: FORCE CONGRESS TO IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY, call Nancy Pelosi @1-202-225-0100 and DEMAND IMPEACHMENT. DC business hours only, call often, and spread it around.
Posted by: Mike Meyer | March 12, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Look at that poor man! Can't afford a whole forehead!
Posted by: tata | March 14, 2008 at 06:30 AM