New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D) held a news conference this afternoon to explain his involvement with a ring of expensive call girls. “It’s the water” said Spitzer (aka “Client 9″). “Look, I drink a lot of tap water - don’t even use a Brita. All those drugs they found in the water must have done something to my memory, my judgment. I don’t recall doing any of those women.”
Emperor’s Club employees Bubbles, Candy, and Suzeeee did not immediately return phone calls seeking their comments.