When Republicans Reproduce
Last week [another place I blog] CP reported
on Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY), who got caught driving drunk out of his
mind in Northern Virginia. At the time, we noted that the scandal did
not involve toe-tapping, hooker-fucking, auto-asphxiating, kid-touching, or cocksucking.
But now we can at last give this scandal a place of honor on the David
Vitter CP Sex Scandal Scale, or whatever the fuck it’s called:
Rep. Vito Fossella today admitted he fathered a love child in a longtime secret affair with the woman who rescued him from the drunk tank.
Fossella, who is married and has three children in New York, did not say if he would step down or seek re-election.
“I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a 3-year-old daughter,” Fossella said in a four paragraph statement.
Let’s see - we have a straight married guy fucking a straight unmarried woman for years, one love child, no known fetishes or unusual equipment, and nothing involving a public rest room or the exchange of cash. Degree of difficulty - not very high since his wife was in Staten Island most of the time. This is 5.5 diapers out of 10, and that might be generous. What say you?
Agree, just a normal "run of the mill" Repub SOB unless there's multiple people involved, some same gender shit is goin down, animals are involved, or wetsuits and anal toys are used IMO.
Posted by: willis | May 09, 2008 at 10:41 AM
"When Republicans Reproduce" Then hatch---right?
Posted by: mandt | May 09, 2008 at 01:09 PM
He's still a cocksucker.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius | May 10, 2008 at 06:10 AM
This guy is obviously so pro-family he decided to have two of them.
Posted by: Lew Scannon | May 10, 2008 at 09:23 AM