Cocktober sucked. To be more precise, there was no sign of the sucking, fucking, wetsuit-wearing, blowjob-inflicting, and kid-touching we’ve come to expect from the party of Bob Allen, Gary Aldridge, and Mark Foley. But the logjam may be breaking:
CARLISLE, Pa. - A former central Pennsylvania county commissioner was accused Thursday of secretly videotaping men having sex in his home and using computer software to spy on another man.
Cumberland County Commissioner Bruce K. Barclay used hidden cameras scattered throughout his home to make 176 recordings of 13 different men naked or engaged in sex, the state attorney general’s office said.
Prosecutors charged Barclay, 49, with hiring a prostitute, a computer offense, unlawful duplication and 13 counts of invasion of privacy. He also was charged with a single count of illegal interception, disclosure or use of wire, electronic or oral communications.
I went to a pretty good auto show in Carlisle once. More PA assfucking after the jump.
We know that Barclay is a Republican, but I can’t find out whether this guy is:
Anthony Cappuccio, the former Chief Deputy District Attorney who resigned from the Bucks DA’s office in September amid a sex scandal involving a 17-year-old boy, turned himself in to police this morning. Cappuccio, 31, of Perkasie is charged with child endangerment, corruption of minors, furnishing liquor to minors and illegal use of a communications device. Prosecutors say he gave booze and marijuana to three teens while chaperoning them to concerts.
What makes me suspect he’s GOP?
Cappuccio met the victims through his work as a youth group leader at the First United Methodist Church of Perkasie, police said.
Makes sense - why not look for hot gay sex where you worship? One stop shopping.
He is accused of having a sexual relationship with one of the teens, although he is not charged with any sex-related offenses because the boy was of legal age and the sex was consensual.
Rate ‘em in the comments - usual one-to-ten Vitter diaper scale.
UMC churches are tough to pigeonhole. Bush and Cheney are both UMC members, but my kids went to/go to a UMC preschool, and the pastor is pretty fiercely liberal. He's one of the few Christian preachers I can tolerate as an atheist.
As to the Gay Old Party member, this rates a 10 on the closet creepy scale. He didn't have sex with the twinks himself? He just watched them diddle each other?
That shit is Get-Out-of-Hell rationalization if I've ever seen it.
I swear, Lord, I didn't blow these guys. I just turned my own crank why they blew each other. I am TOTALLY not gay.
Posted by: tafka pb | November 01, 2008 at 06:14 PM
TOTALLY not gay.---Now that is a true statement. He's a creepy closet perv. and that's the difference.
Posted by: mandt | November 02, 2008 at 11:38 AM
None of this would have happened if he'd have been at a Sarah Palin rally, where she could wink that Gay right out of him!
Posted by: Lew Scannon | November 02, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Lew: Start working on the "Sarah Palin Winked the Gay Out of Me" t-shirts.
Posted by: tafka pb | November 02, 2008 at 05:56 PM
But the logjam may be breaking:
Fibre, my boy. Fibre.
I rate this a six and a half, unless Cappuccio is actually Republican.
Oddly enough, Cappuccio has made no political contributions, either to state or Federal candidates. Ever.
Posted by: actor212 | November 03, 2008 at 08:56 AM