POTUS: Bud Light
Gates: Sam Adams Light
Crowley: Blue Moon
Shark-jumping1,000,000, a fucking Bucklers?
You gotta balance the two boos with two honks for photo-ops, I understand, this can't be a fucking "teaching moment" where a guy who doesn't want to drink alcohol for personal reasons and/or be seen drinking alcohol for professional reasons can't have a fucking club soda?
The most powerful human in the world chose Bud Light?
Maybe spectacle wins, but I fucking sick of spectacle.