You know you do something Republican. Do you drive a huge SUV? Do you secretly wish for a flat tax? Deep down in your soul, do you sometimes think Tom Friedman makes sense? Do you hate Cindy Sheehan?
Confession time. Yes, yes, I'll 'fess up. Sometimes I order a slightly overdone anchovy-and-onion thin-crust pizza from Domino's. And yes, I know - it used to be owned by Tom Monaghan: professional Catholic, member of the forced-childbirth lobby, and founder of a town where abortion would be illegal. I'm sure most of the franchises are still owned by wingnuts. So sue me.
Your confessions shall be placed in the comments. You will make a novena. I know where you can get the plans and the plywood cheap.