MARCH 16–A Florida man wearing an “I ♥ My Marriage”
t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during
an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old
financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff’s
Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by
Would have been funny if Joe the Plumber had been wearing a McCain t-shirt when he beat up the missus.
Two days ago I suggested that, should the South decide again to secede, we should let them go.
Somewhere, some commenter wrote that we should retain this or that
piece of Kentucky in our more perfect Union because it had bourbon or
bluegrass or something. And again I say, fuck no:
As an atheist and a Kentuckian, Edwin Hensley was rather
put off to learn that the God he has spent decades not believing
[in] had been put in charge of keeping the Bluegrass State safe from
Turns out a stealthy legislative move by a Baptist
preacher-turned-politician led to the passage of a 2006 bill requiring
the state’s Office of Homeland Security to acknowledge formally that
safety and security in the state “cannot be achieved apart from
reliance upon almighty God.” The language in the bill only
recently came to the public’s attention, leading Hensley and some
like-minded Kentuckians to file a lawsuit against the state.
Quick, somebody call Chertoff and tell him Kentucky doesn’t need any more Homeland Security money.
A speeding truck rammed a woman’s sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman “was not driving like a Christian.”
Lot's of severe weather shit happening out there - tornadoes, floods, brush fires started by lightning. Here's what I want to know - does it make me a bad person to hope that the only people flooded out are two-time Bush voters? That the flood waters know where to go and whose house to flood?
Does it make me a bad person to hope that those houses going up in flames from brush fires are owned by Bush Pioneers and other assorted Republican scum? What do you think?
Do you suppose any of these GOP cocksuckers think that eight years of Al Gore might have made a difference as they see grandma floating by in her rocker? Do you think they sense that global warming might just be real as they watch their dog Fluffy drift away on a piece of styrofoam to become 'gator food?
Do any of these selfish fucks think that "conservatism" might not be such a hot idea as they dig through what's left of their house to find all the stupid shit they bought at WalMart?
you need more support for my idea that atheism (or a really serious
fucking agnosticism) be a requirement for holding public office, here
Rising Republican star Bobby Jindal
signed legislation allowing judges to force convicted rapists to
undergo chemical castration, the Louisiana Advocate reports:
“I am glad we have taken such strong measures in
Louisiana to put a stop to these monsters’ brutal acts,” the governor
said in a prepared statement.Jindal signed Senate Bill 144 into law on
the day that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Louisiana cannot execute
people who rape children under the age of 12.