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April 12, 2005

iPod Therefore iAm

Agitprop advocates the formation of a joint task force to help President Bush fill his iPod. In light of the recent news that President Bush's iPod is filled with mainly 1970's corporate-rock songs and cheesy country ballads, it is our patriotic duty as American citizens to beef up his iPod with good, non-sucking music.

The Presidential iPod Commission features Agitprop, The Heretik, Rox Populi and Axis of Evil Knievel. Please visit any one of these members and offer your suggestions for President Bush's iPod.

Agitprop's playlist titled Morning Wake-Up for Bush-Cheney is bound to get their blood flowing for another day of war, repression and corruption:

War_is_peaceRadiohead 2+2=5
Black Sabbath War Pigs
Dead Kennedys Kill the Poor
Bad Religion The Empire Strikes First
Bob Dylan Masters of War
Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky
Green Day American Idiot
Outkast Bombs Over Baghdad

When we amass a complete list maybe I'll email President Bush our recommendations!

Comments

Stick the new System Of A Down song (B.Y.O.B.) on that sucker!!

on the turning away
pink floyd

Way to share the love, Prop!

Anti-Flag: Die for Your Government

Fear: Let's Have a War

Metallica: Damage, Inc.

Suicidal Tendencies: Asleep at the Wheel

GWAR: Back to Iraq (1997 - prophetic!)

Some old Jefferson Airplane:
Volunteers
We Can Be Together

just love that "up against the wall mofo"

The Alchemist already dislikes Ipods, and Bush is not the man to change m'mind. However, I'd point out that Bush WH Christ cannot listen to 'War Pigs' as it was originaly 'Walpurgis' and is therefore Satinic in nature.

Here's a few:

"Shock and Awe"--DJ Z-Trip, feat. Chuck D
"Work for Peace"--Gil Scott-Heron
"Louis XIV"--The Wolfgang Press

The The "Sweet Bird of Truth"

The Bottle - Gil Scott-Heron
See How We Are - X
White Lines - Grand Master Flash & The Furious Five
Rush Rush Give Me Yayo - Blondie
Why Don't We get Drunk and Screw - Jimmy Buffet
I've got friends in low places - Garth Brooks
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

I never did bring it to a vote, but here were the "Greatest Antiwar and Political Songs of All Time" as nominated by the readers of Left I on the News: http://lefti.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_lefti_archive.html#110159938155730445

Death on Two Legs - Queen

Insane! should be put inside!
You're a sewer rat
decaying in a cess pool of pride!

How about:
Proposition Fuck You by Methods of Mayhem
Slave to the Grind by Skid Row

"Tramp the Dirt Down" by Elvis Costello.

Sleep Now In The Fire by Rage Against the Machine is straight out of Bush's auto-biography. I could just picture him receiving these words from God Almighty and transmitting them to his flock of theocratic sheeple...

The world is my expense
The cost of my desire
Jesus blessed me with its future
And I protect it with fire
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

The lie is my expense
The scope with my desire
The party blessed me with its future
And i protect it with fire
I am the nina, the pinta, the santa maria
The noose and the rapist, the fields overseer
The agents of orange
The priests of hiroshima
The cost of my desire
Sleep now in the fire

My suggestions:
I Hate Republicans
Idiot Son of an Asshole
and last but certainly not least
Gay Bar

White Punks on Dope -- The Tubes
Working Class Hero -- John Lennon
What's So Funny 'bout Peace Love and Understanding -- Elvis Costello (Nick Lowe)

Ooo, White Punks On Dope is a good one. Completely missed that 'cuz it's not on my own iPod.

I have a complete list up at my place, but this is my Top Ten, in alphabetical order:

Bobby Brown - My Prerogative
Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Calloway - I Wanna Be Rich
Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Edith Piaf - Non Je Ne Regrette Rien
Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics (Have Taken Over the Asylum)
Howard Jones - No One Is To Blame
Julian Cope - World Shut Your Mouth
REM - World Leader Pretend

I Like 'Em Big And Stupid - Julie Brown

Oh, look, we are all having a party!

Fun times!
Dance This Mess Around B 52s

Death on Two Legs - Queen

Insane! should be put inside!
You're a sewer rat
decaying in a cess pool of pride!


Posted by: OutFar | April 12, 2005 03:05 PM

OutFar, I like the way you think! That's a great selection for the iPod.

How bout "Message from Our Sponsor" by Jello Biafra.
Check it out on iTunes
(and say "hello" to the world under Patriot Act II)

(originally posted these on Evel Kinevel):
Edwin Starr: War (what is it good for?)
Beatles: Happiness is a Warm Gun

and
Cake: I bombed Korea

oh yes, and
Vera Lynn: We'll Meet Again
(the endsong from Dr. Strangelove)

Some highlights from iPod Commission, Axis of Evel Knievel Office:
Blue Oyster Cult - Dominance & Submission
Big Black - Kerosene
Sonic Youth - Catholic Block
B.A.L.L. - Trouble Doll
Husker Du - Divide and Conquer
Iron Maiden - Flight of Icarus
Pixies - Bone Machine
Shockabilly - Instant Karma

"Cakewalk to Baghdad"~~ Country Joe Band

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