Michael Jackson Acquitted
In another blazing example of the oddity of our judicial system, Michael Jackson has been acquitted on all ten counts of molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor. The pop star is now vindicated in his claim that he was the victim of mother-and-son con artists and a prosecutor with a vendetta. I guess you've gotta hand it to all those fans who stood by Wacko Jacko everyday outside the Santa Maria courthouse. Onegoodmove has audio-visual proof that Michael Jackson fans are even crazier than their deranged idol.
While patience may be a virtue, Agitprop has demonstrated that the quickest shot sometimes bears the fruit...you know that muhfuh got his rocks off...
After a blast of Cynic-Viagara, Blaghdaddy shall attempt to counter Agi's Satircal Blitzkrieg with a Trench-war Cow-patty- long in coming and brown, mushy and stinkin' to high heaven as bodies bloat and burst...
'Til then...
See ya!!
Posted by: The Blaghdad Café | June 13, 2005 at 03:20 PM
LOL!:) I laughed so hard at the last couple posts, this one and the PBS one. Even though neither of the situations are funny, I find we need humour inserted in in order to maintain sanity.
Even though I believe Michael is innocent, I laughed at that picture. And it DOES piss me off that he bought all the Beatles songs. Crap, he even out bid Paul!
Posted by: Gretchen | June 13, 2005 at 06:10 PM
I really thought with the make up of the jury we might see at least one or two convictions. Clearly I overestimated members of even my own generation.
Posted by: wanda | June 13, 2005 at 08:10 PM
I watched the jury interviews and now I know why Bush got re-installed. These folks were lapping up their minutes of fame like grinning, hungry dogs. They hated the mother so they voted not guility. One juror went as far as to blame the mother if anything really happened. She did this by saying, "What mother in her right mind would let her child......" Sins of the mother set Jackson free. God, I hope these folks aren't registered to vote.
Posted by: karena | June 14, 2005 at 03:43 AM
Karena--I don't put much faith in juries. People can be easily manipulated whether it's by lawyers in a courtroom or politicians on the campaign trail. Maybe these jurors are the same people who voted for Bush because they thought Kerry was a "flip-flopper". Regarding Wacko Jacko, I don't necessarily believe he was guilty, but the fact the he sleeps with young boys in his bed is deeply troubling.
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 06:47 AM
My favorite thing about yesterday was seeing the doves be released after the verdict of each account was read.
And by favorite, I mean I cried myself to sleep.
Posted by: john @ blogenlust | June 14, 2005 at 09:07 AM
Sweetly done.
Posted by: The Heretik | June 14, 2005 at 07:00 PM