Karl Rove, American Hero
Disclaimer: This is to remind you that we live in the Twilight Zone.
Conservatives are fighting back at the liberal assault on Karl Rove. They argue that Rove is not a traitor but in fact a hero, a true patriot. Rove is a hero because he defended the regime from a crazy peacenik who was trying to discredit our war president and stop an illegal war. This peacenik bastard needed to be taken out quick. So, Benedict Karl, ever fast on his feet, decided to go for the peacenik's wife. What kind of woman would want to be in the CIA anyways? Crazy liberals! She should have been at home in the kitchen cooking pancakes for her husband!
Agitprop applauds the honorable conservatives who do nothing short of selling their souls to Satan in order to defend a real traitor and rationalize an illegal war. God bless you fine chaps and lasses for exposing the people who dared to question the almighty wisdom of our president.
If Karl Rove is a hero, then that makes me the Prince of Malta (I do in fact have some Maltese blood).
Earlier this morning I posted about how Jeff Gannon actually blames Wilson for outing his wife. He just had to go and write that NY Times article and he just knew it would result in them going after them and outing his wife. Ergo, his fault.
Makes perfect sense, really.
Posted by: john @ blogenlust | July 14, 2005 at 08:46 AM
If Karl Rove is a hero, then that makes me the Prince of Malta
Well, Agitprop then I guess it's time for you to round up some men at arms and claim your rightful heritage!
Posted by: oddjob | July 14, 2005 at 11:31 AM
It's telling that Karl Rove is heroic to these people, isn't it?
Posted by: Kate | July 14, 2005 at 03:24 PM
oddjob--Would you like to join ARFM (Agitprop's Revolutionary Front for Malta)? I would make you General...
Posted by: Agitprop | July 14, 2005 at 06:33 PM
This is PR spin at its WORST.
Posted by: mags | July 14, 2005 at 09:58 PM
Disgusting. These spin bastards may change public opinion for a while, but if Fitzgerald is any damned good he will go after them and all the spin in the world will not help. This is so upside down I just spoofed a piece saying Fitzgerald indicts reporters for revealing classified information to the White House, the CIA and the OSP.
Posted by: karena | July 15, 2005 at 09:59 AM
These people are so sick and twisted, there's nothing they won't stoop to. Every time I think they couldn't possibly sink any lower, they do.
Posted by: Tom Harper | July 15, 2005 at 11:45 AM