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July 21, 2005

Operation Nuke Mecca

Tancredo This week's addition to the Presidential iPod Commission goes out to Congressman Tom Tancredo, Republican from Colorado. I appreciate his blunt honesty when he said that the United States should attack Muslim holy sites with nuclear weapons in order to retaliate after a nuclear terror attack. Muslims around the world are naturally outraged by Tancredo's comments reports the WaPo. Tancredo is sticking by his guns and has refused to apologize.

Why do they hate us? The next time some conservative says "they hate us for our freedom" you can say: "No, they hate us because our asshole leaders threaten to nuke them to smithereens".

I think the following ditty will fit nicely into what Pus Boy refers to as "Operation: Rest of the Brown Ones". Although this song refers to nuking poor Americans, I think it can be easily applied to nuking the poor brown ones too. What a great way to win the War on Terror! Thanks Congressman Tancredo!

Kill The Poor   by  Dead Kennedys

Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done

Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home...

The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonite

Gonna kill kill kill, Kill the poor, Kill the poor tonite

Behold the sparkle of champagne
The crime rate's gone
Feel free again
O' life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White

Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals it's okay
So let's get dressed and dance away the night

While they kill the poor, kill the poor tonite 

UPDATE 7/22/2005: The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Tom Tancredo is considering running for President in 2008.

Tancredo-Strangelove 2008!  They'll kick Hillary's liberal ass!

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