Fundie Wingnut House of Horrors

As you might have noticed, I haven't produced an installment of Rapture Watch in over two months. There are just too many rapturous activities occurring at once that I've given up trying to document them all. Therefore, I've decided to embark on a new rapture monitoring system. I am going to see if the folks at Rapture Alert and the Rapture Index would like to borrow my monitoring system.   

            

Here is the current level for Rapture Watch as of Wednesday, August 24 at 10:15 am PST:

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Comments

[Sarah]

Finally, a comprehensive color-based system to identify my risk of rapture on a daily basis!! Thanks, Agit. My imaginary family of devout Christians can sleep peacefully tonight, with dreams of righteousness and hypocrisy dancing through their heads!

But seriously, are Americans even awake anymore? Or has the sleeping dust of propaganda finally sealed our eyes?

[carla]

"Assassinate" just means "kidnap" in Fundyspeak. Try and keep up!

The real FCC violation won't happen til Robertson bares his nipple. Then all bets are off.

[Chuck, Left Of Left]

Uh-oh. Are those religious turds? I've stumbled into the wrong blog.

Glad you're back safe, Agi! :)

[Matt]

That alert system is genius!