We'll Meet Again, Some Sunny Day

Dear Mr. War President,

The Presidential iPod Commission would like to wish you a wonderful relaxing vacation at your Crawford Ranch this summer. Lord knows it can get pretty tiring clearing brush all day on that burning hot ranch. Moreover, it must be hard work concentrating on your brush clearing duties when there's a bunch of angry mothers protesting outside your property.

Since you have four weeks left under the hot Texas sun, we'd like to offer you a new suggestion for your iPod which is sure to get you through these dogs days of summer. This classic track from Vera Lynn is right up your alley. Not only does it celebrate your personal alternate reality (a.k.a. The Twilight Zone) but it is the perfect soundtrack for your Iraq happy talk sessions.

By the way, I heard that Lance Armstrong is coming to visit next week to go mountain biking with you. Man, I thought Crawford was all flat. Shows you what little I know about Texas. Oh well, make sure to buckle that helmet tight, ride safe and live strong! We don't want to hear about another clumsy fall.

P.S.  Leave all that Iran war planning stuff to Cheney because he's got it covered. Just sing a long and get on with your own life.

Sincerely,

Agi T. Prop

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We'll Meet Again    by Vera Lynn

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

Keep smiling through, just like you always do, 'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away!

So, will you please say hello to the folks that I know? Tell them I won't be long! They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go, I was singing this song:

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

cindy sheehan iraq sheehan crawford

Comments

[Tom Harper]

Two other songs Bush should add to his iPod are "Make the world go away" and "I hear you knockin' but you can't come in."

[Neil Shakespeare]

Dear Mr. Agitprop,

Can I call you Agi Poop? That's alot like Iggy Pop, so I think I can remember that. Thanks for the tune suggestions. But as you know, every day is sunny for me. Lance is coming this week and we're gonna compare testicles. (I'm gonna win!) Then I'm gonna go dove huntin' with Larry and see if we can't flush that witch out of the ditch. Larry wants to use guns but I say, 'Burn the bitch!' I got big piles of brush around now. We'll have ourselves a nice little 'Auto Da Fairy'. Should be a good week. Thanks again, Agi Poop! (God I love that!)

Yours in Christ,

W.

[eRobin]

Great, now I have "We'll Meet Again" AND "Make the World Go Away" running in my head on a constant loop.