The Cruel Breeze of Legalese
Stoner #1: Dude, he better lay off that shit if he wants to be Chief Justice.
Stoner #2: No doubt, his precedent is like ten times higher than stare decisis man!
Stoner #1: Totally, and where's Ben Stein when you need him?
hey man, you are abusing your "so called right" to free speech.
hippy.
Posted by: el s | September 13, 2005 at 03:55 PM
I am SO glad you brought this up! It has been bugging me all day!
His eyes are way too red!
I am sure they will want to say it is because he is up so late, taking this process so seriously.
Bullshit! I don't trust him any more than the mother of all monkey-boys...Dumbya!
I just put up a post with two pictures of them. They couldn't look more similar if they tried.
America...Be afraid...be very afraid!
Posted by: gary | September 13, 2005 at 04:00 PM
Dude, I'll exercise my so-called rights whenever I so-called please man...
Posted by: Agi T. Prop | September 13, 2005 at 04:41 PM
bob and weave. bob and weave. Thats all I got outta the hearings. I wanted to slap an answer out of him!
Posted by: sappho | September 13, 2005 at 05:07 PM
The only thing that goes around in circles more than this guy is a shark. Still get a laugh out of that one you had a while back when he thinks to himself, "I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl at Specter's office."
Posted by: fred bieling | September 13, 2005 at 07:43 PM
Dana Milbank says it's rumored he wears colored contacts.
Posted by: Ellen Dana Nagler | September 13, 2005 at 08:56 PM
i say its "rumored" (NOT) he's high as a kite!
Posted by: gary | September 13, 2005 at 09:13 PM
Eyes don't appear to be dilated enough to be stoned...his eyes look more like he is on amphetamines. It might explain his ability to dodge questions like Keanu Reaves dodges bullets in The Matrix.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/87/6186/400/20050914%20the%20matrix.jpg
Posted by: J Macdonald | September 14, 2005 at 10:52 PM