Tom Delay Indicted!
Sweet Jebus I can't believe my eyes! The locusts are coming and seas are turning red. Take cover. I'm raising the Rapture Alert level!
A Travis County grand jury today indicted U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay of Sugar Land on a single count of felony criminal conspiracy involving an exchange of money that made corporate cash available to Republican Texas House candidates in 2002. The indictment alleges that DeLay conspired with two of his political associates, John Colyandro of Austin and Jim Ellis of Virginia, to convert $190,000 in corporate money into individual campaign contributions through a transfer of funds using the Republican National Committee.
I have notified the speaker that I will temporarily step aside from my position as majority leader pursuant to rules of the House Republican Conference and the actions of the Travis County district attorney today." — House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas.
You'll be able to find The Hammer getting hammered at a local D.C. Saloon. Oh you didn't know? He looooves the sauce. Here's video proof of Hot Tub Tom (a.k.a. Drunkie McPuke Shoes) drunk off his ass at a June Republican fund-raiser.
Hallelujah! Imagine the chest-thumping on Faux News tonight! I don't think I can watch it though - the furious heat would melt my old Toshiba. Should've upgraded to a flat panel when I benefitted from those BIG tax cuts ... oh, wait, never mind.
Posted by: Blogenfreude | September 28, 2005 at 11:57 AM
"And Thash the Twooth"
Damn, that guy was SMASHED. Of course, freepers would say, "don't make fun of someone who's stuttering, what are you, cruel? That's not a Christian thing to do!"
See how well I know my idiot freepers?
I hope he gets the book thrown at 'im, lyin' sack of corrupt shit that he is.
Ha ha!
Posted by: HelenWheels | September 28, 2005 at 02:14 PM
Maybe we should call him Daffy Duck.
Posted by: Agi T. Prop | September 28, 2005 at 02:31 PM
I have taken much of the day off to celebrate - and dance. Can't stop my toes a tappin' can't - gotta dance - who's with me - let's dance dance dance. . .
Posted by: DuWayne Brayton | September 28, 2005 at 02:39 PM
I know the spot (or one of them) where DeLay drinks - called The Capital Grill (601 Pennsylvania Ave). Basically an overpriced steak and chop house (in my humble opinion) with lots of black SUVs idling outside.
Posted by: Blogenfreude | September 29, 2005 at 12:18 PM