Watch Your Back Ron Jeremy!
Sagging poll numbers? Well then, it's time to resurrect an old battle from The Culture War™.
The Washington Post reports that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has pledged to carry on John Ashcroft's War on Porn™. Gonzales is currently mobilizing the FBI to fight the evil pornographic menace. They are going to take fight directly to the pornographers with various pre-emptive strikes, undercover missions, and counter-pornographic measures. They're going to smoke 'em out of their holes.
More coverage of the War on Porn can be found at the following porn-free blogs:
I'm glad they've got their priorities straight. While godless liberals are whining about crime, terrorism and a crumbling economy, decent Americans know that pornography is the number one evil threatening our great nation.
Posted by: Tom Harper | September 21, 2005 at 10:58 AM
brilliant image, Agi!
Posted by: Matt | September 21, 2005 at 03:02 PM
First target: busty strippers and porn stars at Republican Party events. (But free passes to the prostitutes servicing the family men who, because of work, are away from the comforts of home.)
Posted by: media girl | September 21, 2005 at 07:31 PM
They're going to smoke them out of their holes and push them back in then pull them out of their holes and shove them back in and yank them out of their holes and ram them back in.
They are going to mete out their punishment, going to teach them a little discipline. They will put on a good show when and wheneveryone learns their roles they will increase the admission price.
(doesn't the porn industry funnel a lot-not enough, but a lot- of money to the Republican party?)
Posted by: grannyinsanity | September 21, 2005 at 08:55 PM