The First Annual AGITPROP "Fox News Alert" Challenge
In the comments on a previous post, I lampooned the absurdity of Fox News Alerts:
Could you imagine what Fox News Alerts would have been like if Fox broadcasted during the 1960s:
UPPITY NEGROES REVOLT, DEMAND SPECIAL "CIVIL" RIGHTS
This made me wonder--what dramatic "news alerts" would Fox have been broadcasting if they were around for the past 200 years of world history? Therefore, may I present to you, The First Annual AGITPROP "Fox News Alert" Challenge. Blogenfreude has offered up some good examples for this weekend exercise.
Now it's your turn. Go for it.
STOCKS RALLY AS BLACK BABIES ABORTED
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 04:51 PM
FRIST INVESTS WINDFALL IN ABORTION CLINICS
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 04:52 PM
PGA ADDS FIFTH MAJOR: BLACK ABORTION OPEN
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 04:55 PM
NAZI PARTY SPOKESMAN: "IT'S LIKE A DREAM!"
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 04:58 PM
KKK SADDENED: NO ONE LEFT TO LYNCH
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 05:02 PM
PRESIDENT BUSH: "GREATEST DISASTER EVER TO HIT AMERICA"
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 05:07 PM
OPRAH GIVES OLDSMOBILES TO EVERY BLACK BABY LEFT IN THE UNITED STATES
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 05:09 PM
STOCKS SOAR AS BENNETT DECLARES CANDIDACY FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION IN '08
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | October 01, 2005 at 05:16 PM
Cornwallis: Battles at Lexington and Concord signal rebellion's last throes.
Posted by: patriotboy | October 01, 2005 at 06:54 PM
HIGH-RANKING MEMBER OF COLONIAL INSURGENCY CAPTURED
Posted by: Mazzy | October 01, 2005 at 08:00 PM
KING GEORGE TO YANKEE TERRORISTS: BRING 'EM ON
Posted by: Mazzy | October 01, 2005 at 08:01 PM
HOMICIDE SOLDIER KILLS TWO IN LEXINGTON BATTLE
Posted by: Mazzy | October 01, 2005 at 08:05 PM
GEORGE WASHINGTON THREATENS MORE ATTACKS AGAINST MOTHER COUNTRY
Posted by: Mazzy | October 01, 2005 at 08:07 PM
KING GEORGE ADDS FRANCE TO AXIS OF INCIVILITY
Posted by: Mazzy | October 01, 2005 at 08:11 PM
PEARL HARBOR DISASTER: FDR Approval Ratings Plunge; Will GOP Call For Impeachment?
(CRAWL) WATERGATE: Haldeman To Temporarily Step Down Following Indictment, Will Continue To Advise WH During Trial; Ehrlichman: "Investigation Reeks Of Partisan Politics"; Dean's Credibility Under Attack By Convicted Burglars for the Truth.
Posted by: ExHack | October 01, 2005 at 09:45 PM
UNION ARMY OF AGGRESSION IN LAST THROES
Posted by: CEA | October 01, 2005 at 09:57 PM
FALL OF ATLANTA: "BLACK REPUBLICANS" IN THEIR LAST THROES, MCCLELLAN TO WIN IN A LANDSLIDE
Posted by: Cats Against Bush | October 01, 2005 at 10:33 PM
# 2 ABOLITIONIST LEADER JOHN BROWN CAPTURED, US ARMY COL. ROBERT E LEE DECLARES "INSURGENCY IN LAST THROES"
Posted by: Capability Jones | October 01, 2005 at 11:49 PM
SALEM: WITCH APOLOGISTS PROTEST TRIALS.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:09 AM
JUST IN FROM FRANCE: ENGLISH OFFENSIVE KILLS 10,000 FOREIGN FIGHTERS NEAR AGINCOURT- ENGLISH CASUALTIES ONLY 5 & 20, KING HENRY V DECLARES FRENCH INSURGENCY IN LAST THROES
Posted by: Capability Jones | October 02, 2005 at 12:12 AM
EUROPE: FUHRER LIBERATES FRANCE FROM FRENCH DICTATOR.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:14 AM
POLAND: BLAME GERMANY FIRST CROWD HURTING TROOP MORALE.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:16 AM
NUREMBERG: LIBERALS BEGIN PARTISAN ATTACK ON THE MILITARY.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:22 AM
PEARL HARBOUR: ADMIRAL SAYS RADAR WARNINGS GAVE NO INDICATION RHAT JAPAN DETERMINED TO ATTACK INSIDE THE HARBOUR.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:24 AM
MEI LEI: BLAME AMERICA FIRST CROWD ANGERED BY ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE INCIDENT. 2 VIETNAMESE SLIGHTLY INJURED.
Posted by: Tank | October 02, 2005 at 12:29 AM