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All The News That's Fit To Ooze

   

In the real word:

WASHINGTON - Shadowed by scandal, House Republicans face an uncertain new era after a day of upheaval that left Majority Leader Tom DeLay under indictment and forced to surrender his powerful post. "What we do here is more important than who we are," Missouri Rep. Roy Blunt (news, bio, voting record) said Wednesday after the rank and file named him as DeLay's replacement, at least for the time being. "We have an agenda to move forward here."

The last time I checked, I didn't see conspiracy, corruption, illegal campaign financing, stock fraud, and outing undercover agents as part of the Republican's Contract With America. Maybe I better re-read it.

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Your Dog Bit You Where?!?

Psycho dog with Napoleon complex + Frantic lady with foreign accent =

Must-see clip!

I'm not sure who is crazier. The dog or its owner.

Thank heavens Cairo is a happy and well-adjusted puppy.

Samurai Slip Up

I'm back after three days in the Bay Area. I must admit. Three days of not following politics and world affairs was a rather liberating experience, although I did miss reading my favorite blogs while I was missing in action. We had a nice little escape in San Francisco. I'll be uploading my photos to Flickr later in the week so stay tuned.   

Well, I'm back at work and still trying waking up at the moment. I'd like to start this Monday morning out with a salute to televised consumerism. There's nothing I despise more than QVC and the Home Shopping Network. I found this little gem on the internets . . .

He Ain't No John Belushi (video)

Enjoy.

Free Barney!

It's time once again to take a break from the madness and rejoice in the idiotic nature of our Dear Leader. There's nothing I love more than gaffes caught on camera. Norm has a funny clip from Dave Letterman, who has been going after President Bush pretty regularly I might add. All I can say is, as a dog owner myself, I really feel sorry for Barney Bush. 

Colorized Photographs?

The Tattered Coat is currently running The First Annual Katherine Harris Colorized Photo Contest. This was created in response to the recent revelations made by the Florida Congresswoman that the evil liberal media is colorizing her photographs in order to slander her appearance and derail her 2006 U.S. Senate campaign. 

Poor Ms. Harris. First she was caught canoodling with a male Congressman on the House Floor (she's married by the way). Now she has learned of the vast left-wing conspiracy to paint her as Tammy Faye Bakker's evil spawn.

If you would like to contribute to the photo contest please visit The Tattered Coat and email Matt your photo.

Today The Heretik weighs in on the controversial controversy making Ms. Harris his Question of the Day. The General inquires whether Ms. Harris' use of magical substances has contributed to her Cruella DeVille-like appearance. The Culture Ghost has some great clown-like images at his humble abode.

Kids, Don't Try This At Home

Remember in grade school when cops would come visit your class to talk about drugs, guns and crime prevention? Well, the following clip brings new meaning to the term gun safety.

Video Link: Gun Safety

Remember this policeman's words: "I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know of who carries a Glock 40".

Bald = Power = Sex Appeal?

I find an odd similarity between Ghost Face Killa, Moderate RINO Arlen and Kojak.

I guess you could add Dr. Evil to that list as well.

And They Call It Monkey Love...

               

President Bush admires his conservative nominee for the Supreme Court, federal appeals judge John G. Roberts Jr.

He's like so better looking than Condi!   

Jenna Bush Wants You!

For Operation Iraqi Quagmire!   

               

I'd love to party with Jenna and not-Jenna. We could throw back a few Irish Iraqi car-bombs. I know those girls could totally drink me under the table. The Heretik explains why and how.

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A Barrel Full of Monkeys

I like the primate theme for the Bush administration, therefore, I've decided to roll with it. Bush and Cheney are rather like evil monkeys who continually fling excrement in the face of the public. But instead of being outraged, the public stands there with mouths agape, laughing and cheering on their war-mongering crazy ape rulers.

One of these monkeys is evolving, the other is devolving.

Ha ha ha America! It's fun watching your own country get dismantled. It's even more fun to watch an entire country get raped and pillaged so that a few fat cats can get sweet defense contracts. Get ready when monkeys from all sides emerge to fling crap at each other during the Supreme Court Summer Shitstorm. Bring a raincoat. It's sure to get dirty.