Fitzmas Day Is Here

Prosecutor's Press Conference at 2 p.m. EST

UPDATE: Leak Probe Details to be Released at Noon
[via Wonkette]

The rumors are flying. Rove's and Libby's replacements are teed-up. Scooter will be indicted, say the sources, but Rove will not and the investigation will continue into his activities. No word on Sith Lord Cheney's fate despite the fact that he and Scooter withheld documents from a Senate panel investigating Iraq intelligence failures.

Will Rove resign even if he's not indicted? Will the Dark Lord abdicate to spend more time with his hideous family? Will the fact that George Takei (Sulu of Star Trek fame) came out be completely buried by Plamegate news? Will Novakula come clean? The comments section is open.

Oh, and what is the Dear Leader doing on Fitzmas Day? Talking up his War on Terror™ in Norfolk, Virginia to a hand-selected crowd! It's good to be the king.

tags: plamegate scooter death watch impeach bush patrick fitzgerald dick cheney george takei

Comments

[agi t. prop]

Possible distractions:

1) War between Israel & Iran
2) Chertoff raises terror threat to RED
3) U.S. troops invade Syria

[larkohio]

I was hoping for a full cup, Rove and Libby. We will settle for half-full. They are all as corrupt as Nixon and his crew. I really believe this!

[Pepper]

Hey! I noticed that Sulu came out! Good for him! Go Sulu!!!!

[Kathy]

I sorta expected Bush to announce his next Supreme Court nominee fifteen minutes before the indictments were released, but it looks like he's going to fall back on repeating "9/11" ad infinitum. Here's a clue, George -- it won't work.

[GRUMPY OLD MAN]

I may actually piss my self in anticipation. Haven't been so excitex/agitated since my airplane caught fire and that was a long,long time ago.

[HelenWheels]

Shows you how jaded bushco has made Americans. We invade yet another country, and it's non-news.

Of course, I'm glad Plamegate is news (finally). Here's hoping to Rove getting even more serious indictments when he finally gets 'em!