God's Diagnostician Subpoenaed by SEC

Senate Majority Leader and doctor-able-to-diagnose-brain-activity-from-grainy-amateur-videotape Bill Frist will have to explain his trades of the stock of a family-owned company to the SEC. The would-be presidential candidate was subpoenaed earlier today.

Rove, Libby, DeLay, Abramoff, and now Frist. Can the Dear Leader be far behind?

UPDATE: My favorite suburban housewife gone bad discusses this in her Stupid Conservative Tricks section.

tags: bill frist impeach bush tom delay scooter libby jack abramoff

Comments

[Agi T. Prop]

Don't let Lili near that bastard!

[Blogenfreude]

She'd sharpen her claws on that Repub hair ...

[earlk]

let's not forget the elder junior dear leader CHEney....

[Blogenfreude]

Ahhhh, the Dear [Vice] Leader ... nobody's subpoenaed him yet, but that might not be far off either.

[the quitter]

fingers crossed.. legs crossed.. everything is crossed.. please o please o please

[Kathy]

Cats everywhere will cheer if Frist goes to jail.

[Blogenfreude]

My cat Lili already emailed me about how happy she is that Frist was subpoenaed. She listens to NPR during the day ...

[Pepper]

Two words: Martha Stewart. If she went to the hoosegow, so should he. No excuses. It's the exact same offense.

I hope Lili is practicing on a post!

[HelenWheels]

Bill's sentence should be that he must be tied to a chair and forced to see every cat on www.mycathatesyou.com.

I hope Lili's pic makes the cut, BTW. I'm pullin for her. I think her look is condescending enough to rate.

[Blogenfreude]

Thanks Helen, and Lili is actually practicing on me right now Pepper. I put her back on Science Diet Lite because she needs to drop and a pound and a half, and she's now surlier than usual.