Why is Ahmad Smirking?
Did Cheney Just Promise Him the Syrian Presidency?
This photo of Dr. Ahmad Chalabi was taken two days ago as he visited with Condi and Sith Lord Cheney. But why is he smiling? Has he added more people to his list of suckers? Is he claiming he's the only one who can contain Iran?
So caption this: what is going through this man's mind?
Another good caption contest here at Needlenose.
tags: iraq iraq war ahmad chalabi condoleezza rice dick cheney
"Condeleeza is coming to see me!"
Posted by: Night Bird | November 11, 2005 at 08:05 AM
"Just wait until I get you into one of my rape rooms!"
Posted by: Alan W | November 11, 2005 at 08:13 AM
"Soon the Shia govenment will fall, and the Americans will turn to me. Me! ME!!! Hahahahaha!"
Posted by: kvatchkopf | November 11, 2005 at 08:40 AM
"That Lynne Cheney sure has a purty mouth ..."
Posted by: blogenfreude | November 11, 2005 at 08:50 AM
Nyessss.... I shall purchase those Bush twins for my harem...
Posted by: isabelita | November 11, 2005 at 10:09 AM
"Mmmm... getting a metaphorical BJ in the oval office is much, much preferable to a literal one..."
Posted by: HelenWheels | November 11, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Man, it still cracks me up that you refer to him as "Sith Lord Cheney."
Posted by: Mags | November 11, 2005 at 10:49 AM
Greaaaaat,
just what this world needs...
another smirking chimp.
The quote of the day...chalabi in a recent talk at the American Enterprise Institute...
"As for the fact that I deliberatly misled the American Government, this is an urban myth."
Is that neo-con new-speak for....fact=myth....or what? George Orwelle couldn't have written a better line.
Posted by: tescht | November 11, 2005 at 10:55 AM
Heh heh heh....Bush just said "woody"...heh heh...
Posted by: actor212 | November 11, 2005 at 10:58 AM
Man, it still cracks me up that you refer to him as "Sith Lord Cheney."
I have this recurring vision of him laying, injured, on the deck of the crippled Death Star ... Luke pulls off the face mask, Dick's there in the helmet, and he says: "Save yourself. Halliburton will pick me up."
Posted by: blogenfreude | November 11, 2005 at 11:00 AM
Son of a bitch! I'M RICH! Thanks Larry H. Bush!
Posted by: Brian | November 11, 2005 at 11:39 AM
In your country you call it a Lewinsky...but I call it a Judy!
suck, suck, suck...
Posted by: agi t. prop | November 11, 2005 at 11:57 AM
"Scotty has such a cute little ass!"
Posted by: Terry C | November 11, 2005 at 12:16 PM
"Finally, I get my own country."
Posted by: Athenawise | November 11, 2005 at 01:18 PM
What idiots! I can't believe how easy it was! Hey, George! I've got some swampland down in Florida I'd like to show ya.
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | November 11, 2005 at 01:31 PM
If this doesn't work, I can always sell used cars in America.
Posted by: dorsano | November 11, 2005 at 01:31 PM
Man, that chick on the Levitra commercial looks like a T-I-G-E-R.
Posted by: Horatio | November 11, 2005 at 02:02 PM
Hmm, I just finished Scooter's book...I can not wait for the sequel....I have just called Ringling and ordered up some bears....
Posted by: enigma | November 11, 2005 at 02:52 PM
Nyesss... perhaps those Bush twins can break in the bears...
Posted by: isabelita | November 11, 2005 at 04:28 PM
"I know this guy Grumpy calls him Deacon Dumb but by the sweat of Allah's testicles I didn't believe he was that dumb."
Posted by: GRUMPY OLD MAN | November 11, 2005 at 10:56 PM