From the "Better Off Dead" Department
Back in October, we reported on an executive who dropped 241 Gs at an East Side Strip club in one night. Our latest example didn't, er, rack up quite those numbers, but he managed to spend quite a bit getting spanked by a pro. Charity executive Abraham Alexander "used $210,000 meant to cure heart disease to get his own pulse pounding — repeatedly flying a dominatrix halfway across the country to spank him [and] racked up charges on an employer credit card for a slew of personal items, including steamy S&M meet-and-beat sessions with Lady Sage, a world-renowned whip mistress based in Columbus, Ohio ...." [emphasis supplied]
Why didn't he just go to Scores, like Mr. 241G? There's one on the East Side and one on the West. I'm sure they would have spanked him. And the dumbass used his work credit card!
tags: abraham alexander lady sage BDSM
What an unethical dummy!
Posted by: larkohiol | December 01, 2005 at 06:51 AM
Hey even executives for large charities need stress relief. I'm sure he and Lady Sage were just discussing the finer points of corporate giving.
Posted by: Kvatch | December 01, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Alexander/Palmeiro for the GOP in 08'!
Posted by: Fred | December 01, 2005 at 08:02 AM
What bothers me the most is that this was money meant for people who really need it. If it were any other situation, none of my bidness; whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: Sonic Nurse | December 01, 2005 at 08:04 AM
Damn! Why can't I get anyone to pay me big bucks to spank them? If I pop my kids on the butt, they act like I'm committing child abuse, and they refuse to pay me a cent.
Seriously, what a creep! He should do jail time, although given his predilections he might enjoy it too much.
Posted by: Kathy | December 01, 2005 at 08:14 AM
They didn't just by chance mention which political party he belonged to did they? Just a guess: the GOP, serious Fundi division. And I do hope he gets a big black cell mate with bleached hair and a big ring in his dick.
Posted by: GRUMPY OLD MAN | December 01, 2005 at 08:23 AM
The best thing is, it's all a tax write-off!
Posted by: PusBoy | December 01, 2005 at 08:29 AM
Lady Sage? Look, if he were really serious about being corrupt, he would have gone with Lady Oregano!
Posted by: Pepper | December 01, 2005 at 03:44 PM
Then, there's the obvious "Riders of the Purple Sage" pun. Nyuk-nyuk ... ow, my knee hurts ...
Posted by: Pepper | December 01, 2005 at 03:46 PM
Damn that's funny. Or it will be if/when he refunds the money he spent. Getting beaten S&M style on the boss's dollar: Priceless.
Posted by: HelenWheels | December 01, 2005 at 04:17 PM
I am agog - that's all; agog! There's no news stranger than the truth.
Posted by: The Fat Lady Sings | December 01, 2005 at 10:07 PM
LOL!
Incredibly funny!
Posted by: qrswave | December 02, 2005 at 07:51 AM
I'da put my boot up his ass for 1/10th of that.
Posted by: seamus | December 02, 2005 at 01:30 PM
Late to the party...but I have to ask: WTF is is it with OHIO??? Does the Lady Sage take collectible coins, too?
Posted by: Rayne | December 03, 2005 at 02:26 PM
She doesn't index-protect her images directory:
http://www.ladysage.com/images/
So you can find images like this:
http://www.ladysage.com/images/Jerry618%20068cr.jpg
Based on this mugshot:
http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/2005/12/charity-embezzled-to-pay-for-kinky-sex.html
I'm pretty sure that's Mr. Abraham Alexander himself. There are some other ones in there - check out the filenames that start with "Jerry..."
Posted by: Anonymous | May 03, 2006 at 01:05 AM