Doubleplus Good!

So Orwell Was Off By 16 Years ...

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia! Click here. All your news should come from here.

And here's more doubleplus good news from the Ministry of Truth: we never sent prisoners to Syria to be tortured! We've never even heard of Syria. Bashar who?

And don't forget:
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

tags: ingsoc 1984 iraq war on terror impeach bush george orwell extraordinary rendition syria

Comments

[JollyRoger]

And El Shrubbo is a man.

[Kathy]

And Donald Rumsfeld is the most competent Secretary of Defense ever, and Condoleeza is the most well-informed Secretary of State, and Bill Clinton was the worst President ever, and Laura Bush is an expert on the House of Representatives, and Hillary Clinton is a racist....

I could go on, but my head is about to explode from all the cognitive dissonance.

Oh, and there's no such thing as global warming.

[Robot Buddha]

Keep spreading the Good Word, Citizen Blogenfreud! Is this "Syria" that you speak of a mythical land? Is it an acutal place?

[blogenfreude]

Is this "Syria" that you speak of a mythical land?
Could you hand me that map and some white-out please?

[Lily]

Syria? Ain't that a movie with that guy from "O Brother Where Art Thou"??? I'm gonna wait to netflix that baby..

[Mary]

I think we should rename Scotty - Possum 'cause he plays dead and stinks. Can you imagine being a serious journalist and getting this stuff dumped on you? It would make me dizzy.

[HelenWheels]

Scotty the dough-faced beady eye liar is at it again! Man, he never quits, does he? He could be eating a steak and deny it was beef. Helen & Co. need to beat up on him more.

[Miss Cellania]

Just like the advertising business, if you repeat repeat repeat enough, sheep will believe anything.