You're Going to Need a Bigger Sushi Chef ...
At Agitprop, we had to take a break from worrying about the far right and Bush's Operation Enduring War™ to worry about giant Japanese jellyfish. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...
Quoth CNN:"Japan's fishing industry in the grip of its poisonous testicles." Bfreude, do you think that was a misprint?????
Posted by: lily | January 20, 2006 at 07:57 AM
do you think that was a misprint?????
Only if it's a female.
Posted by: blogenfreude | January 20, 2006 at 08:03 AM
Those things are 450 lbs! That's a sea monster in my book. I wonder if they are aggressive, or just floaty.
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 20, 2006 at 09:10 AM
Looks like one of the cysts from Rush Limbaugh's ass made a break for it!
Stop by Weapons of Mass Distraction and submit a caption for my Friday "Caption This" contest!
Posted by: Chasingdogma | January 20, 2006 at 09:19 AM
Along the medical lines of thought...."Today off of a small Pacific Island, Ann Coulter's and Rick Santorum's Missing Love Child was found, Scientists are reporting that it needs no oxygen or sustenance as it is thriving in these 88 degree waters. One Camerman is still missing in the area."
Posted by: enigma4ever | January 20, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Now, now, enigma, no need to be catty. I'm sure that it's Ann Coulter and Ron Silver's love child, not Rick Santorium.
Brrrr.... the thought of either gives me goosebumps of revulsion....
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 20, 2006 at 03:46 PM
One wonders if Santorum will try to bilk THEIR School District like Penn Hills...
Posted by: lily | January 20, 2006 at 03:56 PM
Okay , I stand corrected , you're right I do see the resemblence to Ronny Silver, the slimey silver quiveringness, if it really was Ricky the tentacles would have been much longer....Thank you Helen...BF I will now think twice about going in the water....
Posted by: enigma4ever | January 20, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Yum, that thing will feed a family of 6 for a week, boiled, baked and with a side of fries. Also, it's best to keep a list of things to worry about next to your bedside table should you wake up in a cold sweat and have nothing to fear. Just a helpful tip.
Posted by: Mary | January 20, 2006 at 08:26 PM
Hmmm. And here I was worried about the giant blowfishes in the White House...
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | January 20, 2006 at 10:18 PM
I have to admit, when I first heard that Ron Silver was dating Ann Coulter, my reaction was much the same as it would be if I saw this 450-lb jellied-thing approached me in the water!
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 21, 2006 at 11:00 AM
Say. Didn't Big Dick Cheney have a fat pants-bulge shaped just like that?
Posted by: No Blood for Hubris | January 21, 2006 at 02:40 PM
or was it Condasleeza''s new hat ?....( she needed one to go see Spamalot)....and NBFH :even mentioning BIG BULGE and the BIG DICK in the same sentence, well I am still gagging....
Posted by: enigma | January 21, 2006 at 04:17 PM
oooops That did not come out Right ( at all) ...I meant Puking...Barfing...anything BUT gagging...
Posted by: enigma | January 21, 2006 at 04:52 PM
enigma..let it go girlfriend..:P
Sometimes the comments are just as good as the post.
Posted by: dusty | January 22, 2006 at 01:05 PM