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January 23, 2006

Missed Him By THAT Much!

Wait, we got al-Zawahiri? No? But at least we got a Khabab, right? No? Are you sure?

"Pakistani Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz on Sunday ridiculed as 'bizarre' a U.S. report that senior al Qaeda leaders were killed in a CIA attack on a home along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border."

Man, them preeecision bombs is sure tricky sumbitches!

tags: pakistan war on terror abu khabab al-masri ayman al-zawahiri al qaeda

Comments

I have lost count of how many times we have almost killed the Number 2 guy in Iraq. Sometimes he must go on over to Afganistan. This guy has more lives than Kenny on South Park!

Posted by: larkohio | January 23, 2006 at 09:22 AM

Thats funny- but sad too.

Posted by: Lily | January 23, 2006 at 09:30 AM

They are some slippery dudes...

Posted by: Robot Buddha | January 23, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Could be those slippery dudes are Cat People.

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon

Posted by: Night Bird | January 23, 2006 at 12:19 PM

My intelligence tells me that these people are hidden under the "cone of silence."

Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | January 24, 2006 at 04:27 AM

I thought they killed #2 a few times over now, as well. Hmmm...

Well, when you fuck up this bad, it's always good to follow it up with a fake Bin Laden tape so the public's attention snap right back to where it should be!

Posted by: HelenWheels | January 25, 2006 at 09:59 AM

You liberals are always quoting Shaukat.

Posted by: Gotham Image | January 25, 2006 at 04:18 PM

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